26 Weird Things From 'Vanderpump Rules,' From Lala's Baby Bottle To "A Ring on a String"

Let's start with some of the basic weirdness surrounding the setting of Vanderpump Rules. SUR stands for Sexy Unique Restaurant. Does SUR seem particularly sexy or unique? This is further complicated by the fact that the establishment is called SUR Restaurant, which means it's called Sexy Unique Restaurant Restaurant. Strange, no?

In Season 6, Lala revealed that her bedtime routine includes drinking from a baby bottle. She would go on to drink from the bottle numerous times on the show. Another weird thing: Scheana thinks her still sleeping with a stuffed frog every night is the norm.

It was the bite of pasta heard 'round the world. Yes, an entire screaming match once took place over Lala eating James's girlfriend Raquel's pasta. Try facing a bowl of marinara the same way again.

Scheana and Shay's marriage may have only lasted two years, but the photos from that day will forever loom large in our memory. The oversized portraits were definitely a ~presence~ in the former couple's apartment. And according to Scheana's Twitter, people actually own these now? Reveal yourselves!

On Jax's long journey to happiness with fiance Brittany, one of the ways in which he tried to deal with his issues was by trying out reiki, which ultimately looks like a unique practice of lot of chanting and tapping. Extra points for Jax wanting his reiki master Kelsey to call him by his actual name, "Jason" but not his soon-to-be-bride.

Ah, Ken. Whenever Lisa Vanderpump's husband wanders into frame, a small, well-groomed dog with a very extra-sounding name is never far from his grasp.

Considering the amount of dating and drama that already exists amongst the SURvers, an annual scantily-clad employee photo shoot probably isn't the best idea?

Jax being arrested isn't the most surprising thing in the world. Him being arrested for stealing his girlfriend a pair of affordable sunglasses? A little more odd.

Scheana's flair for the dramatic makes for incredible TV. But even we were shook when she ranked a tense Vanderpump Rules reunion moment above her divorce in terms of emotion.

Tom Sandoval regularly serves up experimental lewks on the show. But this disco-inspired homage to the '70s felt a little off.

There have been some legendary musical moments on this show from Scheana's catchy club singles to James's DJ evolution. But perhaps the most uncomfortable performance came courtesy of Sandoval's legendary trumpet.

One of the most explosive storylines in Vanderpump history was when Stassi's ex, Jax, slept with her best friend, Kristen. It was a major betrayal, but more than that, the details of their hookup are just odd. Watching the Ryan Gosling movie Drive just before takes the cake.

Before Schwartz and Katie got married in Season 5, there was a long road to engagement. Katie was urging Schwartz to make a commitment. What she wasn't asking for was a ring on a chain as a gift rather than an engagement. Awkward.

In a failed attempt to win back Stassi's love, Jax gets her signature on his arm. If getting a significant other's name tattooed is bad luck, surely getting the name of an ex is destined to be covered.

Jax has had some...interesting relationships over the course of the show. But one of the strangest was when Jax dated fellow SUR employee Laura Leigh. Everything felt off from the two's bathroom trysts to Jax ending things with Laura Leigh...moments after a meeting for addiction.

In Season 1, Jax and Frank, boyfriends of Stassi past and present take to a parking lot for a fist fight. But somehow, the two feel they would be too encumbered by shirts to fight properly??

We know who got the most eccentrically emotional at Schwartz and Katie's wedding.

One of the joys of being a Vanderpump Rules fan is watching the SUR kids cycle through passions. One of the most interesting however, is Kristen's, shall we say, unorthodox sketch comedy.

We stan a lovable Schwartz moment. However, his post-blackout moments are a bit strange. From his hangover onesies, to declaring he wants Chilli's while in a luxury restaurant, Schwartz never disappoints in this department.

Jax 2.0 is startling in and of itself. Engaged? 40? But perhaps the most baffling sign of his fresh start in life is his very middle-aged-dad-vibes man cave. Neon sign, drum kit, leather sofa. Points for the aesthetic.

Oh, Scheana. We learn something new about false lashes every day.

Kristen's erratic behavior on the Solvang wine tasting trip hit an all-time (high?) low.

Though this line has become iconic in Pump Rules history, at the time that Stassi was uttering these legendary words, she had actually done quite a bit to Scheana, sabotaging her from the first episode. Nonetheless, girl needs her Pinot Grigio.

The music video for Tom Sandoval's song, "Touch In Public" looked weird while it was being filmed on the show. But nothing could've prepared us for the final product. Ariana and Lala make cameos, but nothing can save this...abstract video concept.

The journey to Tom and Katie's wedding was fraught with ups and downs. But a particularly odd moment was when the couple put their save-the-dates on some pretty expensive tea towels. The best part? LVP's hilarious reaction to the outlandishly ornate choice.

When Kristen and Sandoval's relationship ended and his new romance with Ariana began, Kristen struggled with moving on. Case in point when Kristen went to her former apartment with Tom to collect some of her things. She showed up in the afternoon in a full-on, cleavage-baring green cocktail dress. It was bizarre to say the least.