Were you even famous in 2021 if you didn’t have your very own libation?
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As the person behind the anonymous celebrity gossip Instagram account Deuxmoi, I’m obsessed with the mundane details of the lives of Hollywood’s finest. (Think: their coffee orders, where they drop off their dry cleaning... not to mention their boudoir experiences.) Like us, celebrities also love to party — even if their go-to drinks and clubs are a bit fancier than ours.So it’s not a total surprise that over the past decade celebrities from George Clooney to Kendall Jenner have launched their own alcoholic beverage lines. I mean, were you even famous in 2021 if you didn’t have your very own libation?
What better way to get better acquainted with the celebrities that I spend every waking second posting about than by taste testing every single one of their wine brands I could get my hands on? In that spirit, two of my friends (we’ll call them B & C) and I gathered at B's apartment to finally sit down and get to work.
While this is by no means a sommelier-approved ranking — we’re celebrity gossip enthusiasts, not wine connoisseurs — we did adhere to one key Kathy Hilton-approved rule. As Hilton advised her Real Housewives of Beverly Hills castmates during their wine tasting in San Diego earlier this season, we made sure hit the 5 S's (see, swirl, sniff, snip, and savor) before we tried each glass. Read on to see how each celeb wine fared.
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