The holidays, above all else, are a time for tradition. And what says tradition more than a Hallmark Christmas movie. None perhaps are quite as grotesque or self indulgent as the Hallmark made-for-tv Christmas movies. They are a perfect cringe-worthy guilty pleasure in the form of Christmas love, and more often than not, their vision for holiday romance is the stuff of nightmares.
This might sound crazy, but being trapped in my hometown because of a horrible ice storm resulting in being reunited with my high school crush for one magical night, effectively ending my actual relationship in the actual city I live in, sounds absolutely horrible. This is a scenario I just made up, but it might also be the plot of one (or more) of the seemingly thousands of original Hallmark Christmas movies.
Whether it be constant negging from the love interest, or a confusing appearance by an actual Santa with magic powers, below are 11 Hallmark Christmas movie romances that would actually be super horrible in real life.