13 Comebacks To "Why Are You Still Single?" That Prove You're Too Busy Being Fabulous To Date

If you've ever wondered "Why am I single?" this new hashtag will definitely make you smile. People are tweeting #WhyImStillSingleIn4Words and the answers are glorious. Sometimes, Twitter is just the gift that keeps on giving.

I know that the responses are (mostly) joking about it, but still, it's worth mentioning that there's absolutely nothing wrong with being single — and that being single doesn't mean you're lonely, undateable, or incomplete in any way. It's a totally legit life choice. And even if it's not a long-term life choice and more of a brief phase in your life, being single can teach you so much. Plus, being single always beats being in a bad relationship. "I'd rather be single, in a comfortable relationship with myself, than trapped in a dysfunctional, toxic relationship with someone else," certified relationship coach Rosalind Sedacca tells Bustle. "Being single gives me freedom so I don't waste time or energy on a relationship partner who doesn't value me and my attributes. I've given up drama and appreciate my life as it is now." Boom.

So if you've ever felt like the only single person left in the world, this list will remind you that you definitely are not. There are other people out there who understand that food is always more important than people or that your duvet is your bestie. It's all good.

This Truth

So many people are disappointing when you compare them to Katniss Everdeen. It may not be fair, but that doesn't stop me from doing it, dammit.

Preaching To The Choir

When you've experienced too much game playing, sometimes you just want to take a step back and focus on yourself. There's nothing wrong with that. Nothing at all.


Is this not the best response?

Totally Fair

This is a totally legit reason for being single. Some people just prefer to be on their own.

My First Boyfriend?

Is... is that you? Because it sounds like you. I am not the first, nor will I be the last, person to lose a partner to video games. Such is nerd life.


Fair enough. If you're not ready to be in a relationship, then there's absolutely no reason you should be. Enjoy that independence and have a great time.

Your Standards Are On Point

Being single is great, so there's no point in settling just to get into a relationship.

The Hardcore Fan

I mean, I'm assuming it's because she's a hardcore fan. Not because they're all simultaneously trying to prevent her from getting into a relationship. Right?

I Hear That

You're probably not going to meet anyone where you're 10 hours deep into a TV show and glued to your couch. But that's OK, because delivery exists and delivery is better than people.

Me, Myself, And I

And why shouldn't you be? If you're happy just chilling with you, then there's no reason to bring someone else into the picture. And there's nothing wrong with loving yourself.

That's Probably A Dealbreaker

And if you just don't like people, then you definitely shouldn't feel pressured to date.

My Spiritual Twin

It doesn't look like she's single. It looks like she's in a banging relationship with burgers, donuts, pizza, and fries. And that looks like the best damn relationship I've ever seen in my whole damn life.

This Equation For Happiness

This genius has gotten the single formula down to a T. If you want simplicity, then being single may be the best way forward.

There are lot of different reasons for why people are single. And as you can see, most of these people are frigging loving it. There's nothing wrong with choosing to just do you — for however long you want to — especially with all of the company that Netflix and delivery services can offer. So if you're single, you don't need to feel alone. This list has you covered.