To quote the one and only Chris Harrison, last night's episode of The Bachelorette had one of the "most dramatic rose ceremonies ever." In fact, the entire episode was full of drama. I couldn't fathom turning my head away from the screen, but when I did it was only to see what the fans were tweeting about the third episode of The Bachelorette.
There was just way too much to discuss. There was not one dull point in the episode. So, obviously, Twitter was really popping off Monday night. From the conclusion of the DeMario saga to the weirdest feud ever between Whaboom and aspiring drummer Blake E., there was just so much to comment on.
What else happened? Iggy, Bryce, and the now-notorious tweeter Lee all came after Eric and accused him of the cardinal sin in Bachelor world: being "there for the wrong reasons." Ellen DeGeneres made the guys strip and play a game of Never Have I Ever. Rachel Lindsay's girls Corinne Olympios, Alexis Waters, Raven Gates, and Jasmine Goode returned to drink on a party bus and make the rest of the guys strip down to mud wrestle.
Rachel is really bringing it as the Bachelorette and Monday night was no exception. The fandom had plenty to say about Rachel and her pool of suitors.
1. DeMario Quoting His Uber Drive Wasn't The Best Move
I can't believe the advice Demario got from his Uber driver didn't pay off in the end. #TheBachelorette— Jeff Hofmann (@jeff_hofmann) June 6, 2017
This obviously did not work out in his favor, but it was pretty funny.
2. Rachel Handled DeMario Like A Total Boss
I aspire to be like Rachel & stand up for myself while going off on a no good man in such an intellectual & eloquent manner #TheBachelorette— Courtney Daye (@courtneydaye_) June 6, 2017
We can all take a cue from Rachel.
3. Whaboom & Blake's Feud Was So Dumb
Complete. Waste. Of. Time.
4. Blake Vs. Lucas Is The New Corinne Vs. Taylor
When is Blake going to comment on Lucas's "emotional intelligence?" #TheBachelorette The new Taylor and Corinne.— Travis Whaley (@tdwhaley) June 3, 2017
Were they there for Rachel or to argue with each other?
5. Ellen Understands Being A Bachelor Viewer
Ellen speaks for us all: "I'm not going to devote that much time. I have a life. ...and then I get sucked in." #TheBachelorette— Lauren Zima (@laurenzima) June 6, 2017
So accurate, Ellen. So accurate.
6. Bryan Shouldn't Have Grabbed The Mic From Ellen
I get that there's an audience to impress, but that would have been a pretty classy moment for Bryan to stay quiet. #TheBachelorette— Bach Bracket (@bachbrack) June 6, 2017
7. Alex Is Emerging As One To Watch
"With you I'm still so nervous," -Alex— Dana Weiss (@Possessionista) June 6, 2017
"Maybe take off your shirt." - Rachel, America.#TheBachelorette
How did he not get more screen time before this?
8. The Eric Drama Came Out Of Nowhere
What is happening? Eric seems the most normal. #TheBachelorette— Trent (@BarstoolTrent) June 6, 2017
Seriously, though. What is going on? How long is this going to last?
9. Eric's Cocktail Party Speech Had A Standout Quote
"My Name Is In Your Mouth" is Eric's new single coming out this fall. #TheBachelorette— Jared Freid (@jtrain56) June 6, 2017
At the very least, I can see him selling shirts with that quote on them.
10. Anthony Has Been On This Season The Whole Time?
Rachel's dog got more screen time than Anthony this season — at least until last night.
11. Iggy Got Way Too Involved In The Eric Drama
Iggy: "Rachel is a very strong woman. Which is why I will explain to her how she should feel." #TheBachelorette— Maureen Handrahan (@m_handrahan) June 6, 2017
Eric has a case of cabin fever and it's making him very insecure, but there are way worse people there. What's with the focus on Eric? Let Rachel figure it out herself.
12. BiP Scouting Has Began
The guys in the house are all excited to see the girl posse so they can check out who they want to date on Paradise. #TheBachelorette— Olivia Caridi (@OliviaCaridi) June 6, 2017
I know the ladies were there to help Rachel, but I'm sure there was some scouting on both ends.
13. Rose Ceremonies Need To Be At The END Of Episodes
STOP 👏🏻 STARTING 👏🏻 EPISODES 👏🏻 WITH 👏🏻 ROSE 👏🏻 CEREMONIES 👏🏻 AND 👏🏻 ENDING 👏🏻 EPISODES 👏🏻 BEFORE 👏🏻 ROSE 👏🏻 CEREMONIES 👏🏻 #TheBachelorette— Jackie O (@JackieOProblems) June 6, 2017
This is getting so annoying. I need the episode format restored to its former glory.
There was just way too much to discuss. This episode was packed with drama, and I cannot wait until the next episode and the next batch of live tweets.