18 Funny Instagram Captions To Post About Your Significant Other On Valentine's Day

Valentine's Day is almost here. Whether you can't care less or you're already busy running around looking for the perfect gift for your loved one, you're likely going to end up posting some sort of Valentine's Day-themed post on Instagram. So, it's probably worth preparing what you want that funny Valentine's Day Instagram caption to be in advance, so you can spend the rest of your time between now and Feb. 14 doing whatever it is you generally do to prepare for the holiday. Is it stocking up on chocolate? Planning a thoughtful night out with bae? Hanging with your best friends and eating waffles? (Leslie Knope, is that you?) Whatever it is, deciding in advance what you want to post on Instagram to commemorate Valentine's Day is gonna save you time so you can do more to actually enjoy the holiday and eat little heart-shaped candy.

If the idea of finding a witty caption is enough to make your head spin with anxiety, don't fret: I just so happen to love spending hours on the internet looking up funny things comedians and celebrities have said that make for perfect Instagram captions on Valentine's Day. And, I've already searched the said depths of the internet for them, as well as collected a list for you here. So don't get overwhelmed or freaked out about a caption — I've got your back.

So now, there's no need to wait around and miss the social buzz on Valentine's Day, this list of funny quotes from a myriad of celebrities and other public figures should have you covered. Even if you're not in a relationship or if you don't really care for the greeting card holiday, you can still make a post and show some loving support for your friends who are. Below you'll find some spot-on quotes about love that can, honestly, probably explain your relationship better than you could anyway.

"Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet service to see who they really are." - Will Ferrell

"Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you’re in." - Richard Jeni​​

"Love is not having to hold in your farts anymore." - Bree Luckey

"If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?" - Lily Tomlin

"Being a good husband is like being a stand-up comic. You need 10 years before you can call yourself a beginner." - Jerry Seinfeld

"Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell." - Joan Crawford

"If you can stay in love for more than two years, you're on something." - Fran Lebowitz

"Real love amounts to withholding the truth, even when you're offered the perfect opportunity to hurt someone's feelings." - David Sedaris​

"Love is sharing your popcorn." - Charles Schultz

"Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love."- Albert Einstein

"Love is a two-way street constantly under construction." - Carroll Bryant

"Roses are red. Violet are blue. Keep the flowers. I'd rather have shoes." - Unknown

"Happy Valentine's Day to myself. I love you." - Unknown

"It wasn’t love at first sight. It took a full five minutes." - Lucille Ball

"I like you more than Kanye likes Kanye." - Unknown

"People should fall in love with their eyes closed." - Andy Warhol

"I love you more than coffee, but please don't make me prove it." -Elizabeth Evans

"All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt."- Charles M. Schulz