19 Punny Christmas Instagram Captions That Will Totally Sleigh You


The Christmas season is all about that feeling of joy in the air that just doesn't appear during the rest of the year. It's about giving, being with family and friends, coming together despite differences, and just feeling happy. But, let's be real: it's also about posting really good holiday content on Instagram. It's basically impossible to let the Christmas holiday go by without posting at least one or two Christmas-themed photos on your feed. And to make them even better, you'll want to add a clever and funny caption. Below are a bunch of ideas for the perfect punny Christmas Instagram captions that will get you even more likes.

Whether you're posting a picture of yourself in your best ugly Christmas sweater, a snap of the glass of alcohol that's getting you through the season, or a picture of the holiday getup you forced your adorable pet to wear, there is a caption idea here for everyone. The key is picking a pun that will make people smile or even laugh. It shouldn't be so clever that it goes over people's heads... it should just be simple and adorable. Those are the best kinds of captions on the app!

Of course, thinking of a bunch of punny captions on your own can be kind of overwhelming. We aren't all comedians! That's why we've put together a list of some of the best punny Instagram captions that totally capture the spirit of the holidays and make your photos even more fun than they already are. Check them out, and get ready to start posting, because you'll want to use more than one of these.


Resting Grinch face.

It's perfect for that selfie when you'e feeling less than enthused.


Your presents is requested.

This can really go with pretty much any picture of gifts, but it could also be cute under a group photo from a holiday party.


Sleigh my name, sleigh my name.

You can't go wrong with a play on Destiny's Child lyrics!


Prosec-ho! ho! ho!

This is the perfect caption for a photo of your celebratory champagne.


All the jingle ladies.

Seriously, you really can't go wrong with a Christmas play on Beyonce lyrics.


Let’s take an elfie.

Because selfies are so old school.


It’s the most wine-derful time of the year.

Posting a picture of your glass of wine that's helping you make it through the holiday? Use this perfect caption.


You’re sleigh-in’ it.

Yas queen!


It’s the most wonderful time for a beer.

Or if you're not into wine, this one works for beer.


Sleigh queen, sleigh.

This is the best caption for a selfie or a picture of you and your best friend.


How rude-olf of you.

Like Rudolph. Get it?!


Meowy Christmas to all.

This caption idea is the perfect excuse to post another picture of your cat.


Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.

Honestly, same.


Rebel without a Claus.



Time to spruce things up.

Want to post a picture of your expertly decorated Christmas tree? Use this caption.


Have your elf a merry little Christmas.


Santa Paws!

And this is the best caption for a photo of your dog in a Santa costume!


Put me under your Christmas tree because I'm the best gift of all.

This is very true.


Fizz the season!

Another champagne pun for the holidays! You can never have too many.