Thanksgiving
"Leftovers are for quitters."
This Thanksgiving is going to look much different than years past. But one thing that will always remain the same? Your desire to Instagram every dang moment. Whether you need a distraction from reality at large or just want a break from babysitting the turkey, these clever Thanksgiving Instagram captions will be a welcome distraction. Be warned: there will be puns.
You should feel zero shame in your desire to share a picture of your Thanksgiving meal for one or your virtual holiday dinner. For many of us, this is the first holiday we're trying to navigate during the pandemic. You want to celebrate while staying safe and somehow maintaining some sense of normalcy. And what is more normal than the desire to Instagram your dinner?
If you don't want to spend an hour brainstorming turkey puns, don't worry, we got you. Here are 23 Thanksgiving captions you can use to make your friends laugh, keep yourself entertained, or just to add a sprinkle of something familiar to this holiday season.
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"Arrested on suspicion of fowl play."
The turkey is currently detained at the Kitchen Jail.
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"The tur-key to a successful Thanksgiving is family, friends, and eating stuffing till you're stuffed."
Stuffing is the greatest of all Thanksgiving dishes, and yes, I will fight someone on this matter.
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"About to nap, see you in 2020."
Seriously. Just reference a nap and watch the likes roll in.
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"Casse-rolling up to the kitchen for seconds."
Beep beep!
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"Cran-bury me with this delicious pumpkin pie."
Any future grave robbers will be in for a treat.
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"Pe-can I have another slice of pie?"
As if anyone would say no to that pun.
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"Thankful for this turkey."
Pair it with a picture of the person or pet you're celebrating with. It's punny! It's sweet! It's an excuse to use the turkey emoji!
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"Does this macaroni make me look cheesy?"
Maybe the macaroni casserole doesn't, but the punny Instagram definitely will.
23
"Oh. My. Gourd."
Ideally, this would be the caption for a picture of you and pumpkin pie, but we all know the chances of there being any left are bleak.
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