35 Genius Products On Amazon Every Grown-As-Hell Person Should Have


You know you’re grown AF when you can make your own decisions about what you want and need — but if you think once you grow up you'll magically know what those things are, you're in for a surprise. Luckily, there are genius products on Amazon every grown-as-hell person should have to help streamline those daily needs and help you out when you're in a bind. They'll at least make your day go by a little easier, and solve some mini annoyances that every adult is familiar with.

I can certainly recall the first three monumental purchases that made me feel grown-as-hell: 1) The first time I bought an assortment of luxury towels, I knew I was nailing my 30s. I offered anyone that came to my house a fresh towel to let these youngins know I had fancy linens pouring out of my grown closet. 2) My trusty blender, because it allows me to make my own sauces and salad dressings. Meal prep? Yes please. 3) My first set of really nice satin sheets that went effortlessly with the smooth sounds of R&B and a lover, of course.

Need your own list of grown AF purchases you love? For the grown and for the future grown, I bequeath unto you this list of genius products that will ease your growing pains.

1. This LED Light Mirror You Can Take Anywhere

Floxite LED Lighted Travel and Home 10x Magnifying Mirror, $35, Amazon

Having access to a trusty LED light mirror wherever you are is super handy for on-the-go touchups. This mirror makes everything visible, which is excellent for nabbing a random chin hair, checking makeup, and seeing if there's something in your teeth before a meeting. The compact is the perfect size to throw in your makeup bag, purse, or backpack — and with LED lights that illuminate your face in even the dimmest lighting, it also magnifies up to 10 times.


2. A Pillow You Can Use As A Natural Remedy For Headaches

Brownmed IMAK Compression Pain Relief Mask and Eye Pillow, $13, Amazon

Before you reach for an over the counter pain reliever, try an effective natural remedy to relieve a painful headache. This compression eye pillow is weighted with smooth ergo beads that help alleviate tension, and it keeps out light — which is great for folks that are experiencing eye sensitivity along with a painful migraine. Providing a cool relief with a soft cotton fabric, it also conforms to your face while alleviating tired eyes and headaches.


3. This Brilliantly Convenient Way To Cut Up Your Salads

Uniho 60 Second Salad Cutter, $12, Amazon

Any grown-as-hell person should be keeping up with their leafy green intake, but not all of us have the time to chop up those delicious veggies. Fortunately, with this convenient salad cutter, you can feel like you have a sous chef in the kitchen with you. Just place your ingredients in the bowl with the lid and slice through the slits — then turn it 90 degrees and slice again for a perfect chop. Made from sturdy BPA-free material, it's also great to wash the vegetables in before you cut them up.


4. A Clever To-Do List So You Can Things Done And Finally Have A Drink

Knock Knock What To Get Done So I Can Have A Drink Pad, $12, Amazon

This genius notepad is an excellent way to keep your to-do list organized — which means you have a better chance of actually getting things done so you can have a drink. This pad separates things to do, remember, postpone, delegate, contact, and even buy, and it has 60 sheets. It’s definitely going to be a great option for folks that need to write things down to remember.


5. A Makeup Organizer That Rotates So You Can Keep Everything In Sight

The Jerrybox Rotation Makeup Organizer, $21, Amazon

Stay organized with a makeup organizer you can rotate to instantly find everything you’re looking for. With seven sturdy adjustable trays, you can store all your daily toiletries and cosmetics in the same place. The 360 rotator can fit up sixty makeup brushes and thirty skincare products. It’s easy to assemble and offers a few different color options — and it's incredibly easy to clean with a damp towel.


6. A Diffuser For Essential Oils That Takes Tap Water And Won’t Topple Over

Sparoom Natura Wooden Essential Oil Diffuser, $45, Amazon

The easiest way to experience the benefits of aromatherapy (and add some ambiance to any room) is with a durable diffuser to mist your favorite essential oils into the air around you. This one is super convenient because it doesn’t require distilled water — you can add tap water directly into the diffuser, which comes in handy for those who are forgetful. Bottom-heavy so it will never tip over, it also has rotating colored lights, and can mist continuously for four hours of blissful fragrant therapy. It's even eco-friendly, made from fallen trees found in Thailand.


7. A Revolutionary Cloth That Removes Makeup Without Water

Life Miracle Nano Towel Makeup Remover Face Cloth, $15, Amazon

This revolutionary face cloth is designed to remove makeup with just water — and every adult, no matter how many margaritas they had, needs to remove their makeup before bed. With a unique fabric called Nanolon, the towel gently removes liquid, dirt, and grime without cleanser. It’s reusable and easy to clean, which helps cut back on the waste and expense of buying cotton swabs. Judging from the reviews on Amazon, these towels are incredibly soft and amazing for people with sensitive skin: “I will never buy makeup removal again, this takes care of it.”


8. These Four Accessory Hooks For The Space Of One

InterDesign Classico Over The Rod Hook, $11, Amazon

The trick to keeping your accessories nice and pressed is to keep them safe inside your closet — and with this over the rod hook, you won’t need to screw, hammer, or install anything. Easy to hang right over the rod in your closet, it has four smaller hooks to conveniently hang belts, bags, and your favorite cardigans. It’s designed with a resilient steel wire, which is great for hanging heavier items without worrying they’ll fall on the floor, and it helps to keep closets organized and clutter-free.


9. A Cordless Water Flosser That Removes All That Gunk In Your Teeth

Waterpik Cordless Freedom Water Flosser, $37, Amazon

You probably already know the importance of oral hygiene, and this water flosser is a convenient and easy alternative to flossing. It offers a combination of pressure and pulsation to reach deep between the teeth and gum line to get rid of traces of food and bacteria. It’s designed for you to control the water pressure, is cordless and portable, and is easy to fill and refill with tap water. It’s a great way to get that just-came-from-the-dentist feeling that string flosses just can’t match.


10. A Natural Deodorant That's Fortified With Essential Oils

Piperwai Natural Deodorant, $16, Amazon

This natural deodorant promises to keep you fresh and cut down on sweat without all the harmful additives of more traditional deodorants. Made with moisturizing emollients like cocoa and shea butter, it's also formulated with activated charcoal to remove odor-causing bacteria. Although it contains baking soda, the pH-balanced formula contains enough nourishing oils to prevent irritation. Natural deodorants work differently from person to person, but this one has provided full protection for many loyal Amazon reviewers: “The only ‘natural deodorant’ I have tried that actually works for me.”


11. A Clever And Odd Hair Brush That Cleans Itself

Qwik-Clean Self Cleaning Hair Brush, $20, Amazon

If you’re too grown to have dirty hair tools, then this self-cleaning brush will be perfect for you. By squeezing the outer buttons on the paddle, you can instantly release trapped hair to quickly clean your brush after each use. The nylon bristles stimulate your scalp, and the brush sends those natural oils down to the ends to create smooth styles sans tangles. With a stainless steel suspension, this water-resistant brush prevents bacteria and dirt from messing with your hair health.


12. A Foot Cleaner For Your Shower That Also Massages Your Feet

Body and Sole Foot Scrubber Massager, $13, Amazon

Dreams do come true, you can have your feet massaged in the comfort of your home whenever you need some stimulation, all with this unique foot massager. It suctions to the shower floor and remains stable, so you can thoroughly massage and clean feet at the same time. With 1,500 massage “fingers” and built-in soapy soles, you can add your favorite body wash or liquid soap into the mix and actually treat yourself to a spa-like foot bath.


13. A Container That Preserves Your Guacamole For Days

The Casabella Guac Lock Container, $20, Amazon

While it’s tempting to eat an entire bowl of guacamole, there are plenty of times when you’d rather save the munching for later — if you weren't so sure it'd go brown in a matter of hours. This clever guac lock keeps the air out of the container and preserves it for much longer. Made with shatter-proof, odor-resistant BPA-free plastic, you can conveniently store it in the fridge for days without having to see your avocados go bad.


14. A Teapot With An Incredibly Smart Design

Adagio Teas Bottom Dispensing Teapot, $19, Amazon

Brewing the perfect cup of tea is incredibly easy when you have this bottom dispensing teapot. It’s ideal for the constant tea drinker that likes to make blends of herbs and leaves, because the stainless steel mesh filter will keep everything inside — and it dispenses tea from the bottom so nothing will escape the filter and you can keep it steeping for as long as you like. Unlike many teapots, this one is dishwasher-safe and leak-proof with a convenient handle that doesn’t get too hot to hold.


15. This Clever Bottle That Tracks Your Water Intake

Hidrate Spark 2.0 Smart Water Bottle, $55, Amazon

With a friendly glowing reminder to stay hydrated, you'll never forget to drink water throughout the day again — because this water bottle tracks your water intake for you and lights up when you need to drink more. Holding up to twenty-four ounces of water, it’s great for anyone looking to get the recommended half a gallon of water a day into their bodies. This Bluetooth enabled bottle can cleverly sync up with your smartphone and other activity trackers, and there’s no need to worry about charging it because it runs on batteries.


16. A Great Travel Hair Dryer Because Hotel Models Are The Worst

BaBylissPro Tourmaline Titanium Travel Dryer, $33, Amazon

Crafted with titanium and pure tourmaline crystals, this travel blow dryer has far-infrared heat to provide the same fast-drying experience you get at home in a travel-friendly size. The lightweight design comes with dual voltage, too, so you can use this anywhere. The convenient folding handle that makes it compact, it has two heat and speed settings, and you can control the amount of heat with the concentrator nozzle to avoid heat damage. Reviews on Amazon reveal this small travel dryer is surprisingly powerful and effective.


17. A Silicone Bag To Majorly Cut Down On Waste

Stasher Reusable Silicone Food Bag, $11, Amazon

Not only does this silicone food bag cut down on plastic waste, it also cuts down on food waste by preserving your leftovers. The innovative design provides an air-tight, pinch-press seal that keeps crackers crisp, veggies ripe, and sandwiches fresh. Since silicone can be heated and frozen, it can be boiled, stored in the freezer, or even reheated in the microwave.


18. This Luxury Pillow With Advanced Coolburst Technology

Ghostbed Queen Pillow, $85, Amazon

Designed with cool burst technology that provides instant comfort and support, this Ghost pillow will adjust its temperature throughout the night to keep you cool while you snooze. The moisture-wicking fabric won't make you sweat and conforms to the body, offering the perfect foundation to lay your head down. With a hand-sewn, hypoallergenic cover that’s incredibly soft, this pillow is like sleeping in luxury. One reviewer writes: "This has got to be the most comfortable pillow I’ve ever used. Worth every dollar.”


19. A Waterproof Backpack With Theft Protection For Your Laptop

Ambor Business Laptop Backpack, $29, Amazon

Equipped with built-in theft protection, there’s no way anyone is getting in this laptop backpack without your permission. It's perfect for business trips or anyone that takes public transportation to work because it comes with sturdy metal zippers and a combination lock. Designed with an eco-friendly nylon fabric that’s waterproof and a curved shoulder belt that’s breathable, it provides maximum comfort — and it even comes with a built-in USB cable for you to charge your phone on-the-go.


20. A Migraine Stick Made With Peppermint Oil

Migrastil Migraine Headache Stick Roll-on Relief, $11, Amazon

Breathe in the soothing scents of peppermint, spearmint, and lavender to relieve painful headaches or just relax you when you're at your most stressed. All three essential oils are commonly used in aromatherapy to ease headaches, and with this migraine stick, the natural oils work together to calm and provide pain relief. With fractionated coconut oil to dilute the powerful essential oils, this roll-on can be dabbed on the temples to find relief from nasal congestion, migraines, and other pains.


21. A Smart Device Mount To Keep Yourself Entertained While You Workout

Above Tek All-In-One Cycling Bike iPad, $16, Amazon

If your gym isn't fancy enough to have television on the treadmills, try out this smart device mount instead. It comes with an adjustable rotating stand that easily attaches to the handlebars of aerobic machines, and you can adjust the legs of the mount to fit either a phone or a tablet. With a sturdy connection between the swivel head and holder, this won't move while you run.


22. A Heat Styling Tool That Brushes and Makes Waves

xTava Hotness 3-in-1 Hair Curling Iron Styler, $34, Amazon

Make waves, straighten hair, or add volume to the roots with just one tool at your fingertips. With a clever design that adds simplicity to complicated hair routines, the hair styler gives you three styling tools in one — it’s part curling iron, part styling brush, and part flat iron. The ionic technology protects your hair from heat damage, the ceramic tourmaline plates create smooth styles during straightening, and the cool tip prevents burns.


23. This Cup Holder That’s Always There When You Need It

Vector Cup Holder, $50, Amazon

If you’ve ever wondered why there isn’t a cup holder when you need one, it's likely because you haven't had this foldable cup holder. It easily clips on to the edges of tables, and it’s completely adjustable to snugly fit the surface and your cup. Made from durable aluminum, the cup holder can firmly hold weight without spilling over — and it will last longer and stay secure much longer than cheaper versions. The design allows you to conveniently fold it flat, and it's easy to travel with.


24. An Eyeliner Stamp That Creates The Perfect Cat Eye

Adalyn Beauty Eyeliner Stamp, $13, Amazon

This smudge-proof eyeliner stamp has plenty of devout followers on Amazon, and it's designed to give you precise cat eye wings on both eyes with ease — one end of the pen is a stamp and the other has a fine tip stencil to fill it in. Made with carnauba wax, the dense formula rapidly dries and lasts all day. You’ll be surprised at how much time you'll save, and one reviewer wrote: "Wow this eyeliner is a game changer! Seriously, where has it been my whole life?!”


25. A Handy Little Utensil That’s Everything You Keep Meaning To Buy

Joseph Joseph UNITG0100SW Uni-Tool 5-In 1, $8, Amazon

If you have the recipes down but keep coming up short on the cooking tools, you need this Uni-tool, which offers a slotted spoon, a turner, a solid spoon, a spatula, and a cutter all in one. Made from strong durable nylon, it’s heat-resistant and dishwasher-safe. This is great for folks that are looking to add convenience to their cooking whether at home, camping or traveling — and for eight bucks, you really can’t go wrong.


26. An Outlet Cover To Charge Your Phone While Freeing Up Outlet Space

SnapPower USB Charger Outlet Wall Plate Cover, $20, Amazon

Snap this outlet plate cover on any outlet to charge your phone without using up a precious outlet. It includes a USB plug that allows you charge tablets, phones, and smart devices without requiring batteries or a complicated installation — and there’s no need to ever unplug your lamp just to charge your phone overnight. With three colors to choose from, you can make sure you stay charged in every room. Reviewers on Amazon are finding this high-quality plate to be ‘phenomenally helpful’.


27. A Cheese Plate That Keeps Your Crackers In Place

Trademark Innovations Bamboo Cheese Serving Tray with Hide-Away Utensil Set, $26, Amazon

Serving cheese on a regular plate usually comes with casualties in the form of fallen crackers, but this cheese plate has a subtle curved edge and cracker grooves to keep everything in its place. It even comes with a hidden drawer filled with all the utensils you need for serving hard Goudas to creamy Bries. Made with durable bamboo that’s long-lasting and easy to clean, this is a must-have for wine and cheese nights.


28. This Sealer For Keeping Leftover Champagne Fresh

Cilio Stainless Steel Champagne Sealer, $9, Amazon

If you’ve ever had an extra glass of champagne solely based on not wanting to waste precious bubbly — you are not alone. However, you can actually keep champagne fresh overnight is getting one of these champagne sealers to lock out air. Simply place it on top of the opening, seal it firmly, and save it for later like the grown-as-hell version of you should — and you can now enjoy your sparkling wines for days.


29. These Moisture-Wicking Bamboo Sheets To Sleep On Pure Bliss

Luxclub Bamboo Collection 6 Piece Sheets, $35, Amazon

Hypoallergenic and eco-friendly, these bamboo sheets are like sleeping on pure bliss. Since bamboo is naturally moisture-wicking and antibacterial, it’s the perfect fabric for folks with sensitive skin. The six-piece set comes with thermo-cooling technology, which means you’re even more likely to wake up dry in the morning. These wrinkle-free sheets are also fade-resistant to last through each wash cycle, and they come in a vast amount of vibrant and neutral colors, fitting sizes full to California King.


30. A Hair Clip That Will Literally Save Your DIY Haircuts

Crea Products Original CreaClip Set, $22, Amazon

With the ease of this precision clip, you can confidently cut bangs, layers, and trim your ends like a professional. The design includes a rotating level, combing teeth, and a secure lock that firmly holds each strand while you cut. With a curved edge to create softer styles, and a straight edge for trimming bangs and shorter styles, it's convenient for all your needs. With over four hundred five-star reviews on Amazon, it’s safe to say you won’t be seeing your stylist for a simple trim anytime soon.


31. This Budget-Friendly Blender That Will Save You Money On Pricey Smoothies

Epica Personal Blender With Take-Along Bottle, $26, Amazon

This powerful blender comes with a 20-ounce to-go cup for bringing tasty smoothies with you in the mornings. Made from break-resistant, BPA-free plastic, the powerful motor is equipped with stainless steel blades that rapidly mix ingredients together. Once you have an effective, easy-to-clean helper like this in your kitchen, you’ll be able to make your own salad dressings, sauces, and dips with fresher ingredients.


32. An Anti-Slip Bath Mat That Is Won't Ever Look Dirty

Gobam Shower Bath Mat, $28, Amazon

Beautifully crafted with 100 percent eco-friendly bamboo, the anti-slip mat is exactly what you want to step on after a shower. The smooth surface is water-resistant and coated three times to prevent warping. With a vented design, the mat is completely mold-resistant and easy to clean. It also comes with nine anti-slip gaskets that lay in place, which means you won’t need to worry about slipping or wet bathroom floors.


33. This Eye Cream Is Basically A Cup Of Coffee For Your Eyes

100% Pure Organic Coffee Bean Caffeine Eye Cream, $26, Amazon

Everyone knows the antidote for tired mornings is a cup of coffee — and now you can wake your eyes up caffeinated eye cream. Formulated without synthetic chemicals and artificial fragrances, this under eye cream contains an ounce of pure organic coffee beans. It’s packed with nourishing rosehip oil, which has plenty of antioxidants to reduce inflammation, puffiness, and dark circles.


34. A Way To Actually Keep Your Clothes Folded In Your Drawers

BoxLegend Adjustable Clothes Folding Board, $10, Amazon

This clothing folder is extremely handy: Not only does it quickly make your clothes look professionally folded, but it will also help you save lots of space in your drawers while keeping them organized. It'll help you get things done in half the time, and the board is sturdy enough to last a very long time.


35. This Flex Drain That Catches All Your Hair

Umbra Flex Drain Stop Hair Catcher, $8, Amazon

Nothing says grown like a clean shower with a pristine drain — and this hair catcher is an excellent way to easily remove hair before it clogs up the drain, saving you from having to wade in dirty water or call a plumber. It works as both a catcher and a drain stop by snapping the valves shut, and it's easy to clean and install.

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