There are a lot of weird things the body does as part of everyday life. If you're a human with a vagina, you'll be familiar with all of the fun and weird types of discharge that can make an appearance throughout the month— and that's before we ever get into periods. Or random chin hairs. Or queefing. My body is more like a scary theme park ride than a wonderland, most of the time at least. But that's OK. Because bodies are just weird AF.
But while the quirks of the female body are familiar to me, the male body is a whole other ball game. Growing up with a bunch of teenage boys alerted me to the fact that their dirty gym socks are, apparently, a gateway into the depths of hell, but other than that I'm a little in the dark.
But just like women, there are plenty of surprising things that the male body does, even when it is totally healthy, that you might not be aware of. If you've always found the male body a bit of a mystery, you may be surprised at some of the things it's capable of. Here are some unexpected things it can do — or even does all the time — because yeast infections aren't just for women. Sorry, guys.