Whether pink and shallow, lippy and wet, or wide and flexible, there are many ways to portray a vagina. When asked to wax poetic about their bits, porn stars describe their vaginas in a new WoodRocket video using both hilarious and loving language.
Vagina-shame is too often a reality for women. There's a reason that vaginoplasty and labiaplasty procedures are become more and more common, and that "vontouring" (vaginal contouring) is actually a thing. So much pressure is put on vagina-having folks to adhere to some universal standard of below-the-belt beauty, and whether said pressure comes from porn, a partner, or from within doesn't really matter, because it's all a bummer. In a world run by penises, it's a radical act to profess your love of your own vagina. The pussy may be synonymous with weakness according to one crass connotation, but as so many of us know, that couldn't be further from the truth.
Given this trend, it's important to hear folks giving their V a bit of, um, oral love, and that's exactly what the ladies of WoodRocket are offering in the latest "Ask A Porn Star" episode. Here's how porn stars creatively describe their vaginas:
Brooklyn Chase: "Looks Like Homer Simpson's Mouth"
Brooklyn Chase's vulva apparently resembles one of The Simpsons' most notorious gluttons — google it, you'll get it.
Leya Falcon: "A Black Hole"
Leya Falcon says her vagina is both literally and figuratively a black hole, perhaps because it's a mysterious entity that sucks everything around it inside — and is the obsession of thousands?
Lily Lane: "Like Disneyland"
Lily Lane's "pretty cool" vagina offers untold adventures within its Disneyland-esque walls.
Piper Perri: "Turkey Sandwich"
Piper Perri likens her parts to a deli favorite: "turkey sandwich, all bun, hold the mayo," she says.
Amarna Miller: "Like A Little Taco"
Amarna Miller first nonchalantly describes her uneven labia and then sums up her snatch as a south of the border snack.
We should all take a cue from her pride in not being perfect: it's pretty partwarming to see so many women describing their vulvas and vaginas with such love.
