If you know the ultimate Star Wars fanatic or just feel an uncontrollable urge to ruin somebody's childhood, then these might be the perfect gifts to add to your holiday shopping list. There's a range of Star Wars-themed sex toys out there and they are entertaining and horrifying in equal measure. Called Star Toys, these bad boys come from Geeky Sex Toys, a sex toy company based in Brisbane, Australia. Perhaps unsurprisingly, they were the folks behind the Pokémoan sex toys last year which... well, which I'm not going to tell you about because there needs to be some innocence left in the world.
I mean, I don't know if I can wrap my head around these sex toys, but I'm sure they're the perfect gift for someone out there. Especially if they have a kinky side, because this set was designed around the darker things. "This year we had a bunch of requests for different types of sex toys based around villain characters," Geeky Sex Toys co-founder Emma told Mashable. "We decided that our Star Toys range was a great way to introduce a new level of kink to our products." So someone requested this. That's good to know. Someone willed this into existence.
If you can handle having your childhood turned on its head, here are some of the most interesting offerings from the Star Wars collection. I warn you, though, number two is giving me nightmares already.