'Why Trump Deserves Trust, Respect & Admiration' Book Has A Twist You'll Never Expect
If you're on the fence about Donald Trump, or tired of hearing how we should give the president-elect a chance, there's an important new book to show Why Trump Deserves Trust, Respect & Admiration. It contains some surprising material for Trump's fans, proves an entertaining read for his detractors, and is selling for the quite reasonable price of $7.99 on Amazon.
The back cover of Why Trump Deserves Trust, Respect & Admiration reads:
Drawing upon exclusive interviews and exhaustive research, political analyst David King has compiled a complete and brilliantly accurate account of Donald Trump's virtues and qualities. This is a refreshingly different biographical masterpiece.
So just what has this book uncovered about President-elect Trump's "virtues and qualities"? Not much that we didn't know already. In the book's description on Amazon, King writes: "This book is full of blank pages. Despite years of research, we could not find anything to say on this subject, so please feel free to use this book for notes." Inside, a header runs along the book's 206 pages, hammering King's point home: "These blank pages speak a thousand words, but feel free to use for notes."
(Pause for laughter.)
It's important to note here that "David King" is a pseudonym, so don't go emailing any of the numerous professors, historians, and writers of the same name about Why Trump Deserves Trust, Respect & Admiration. The author is a 32-year-old Londoner "who works full-time in publishing," according to the Evening Standard.
Obviously, the book has not been popular with Trump's fans, but King is undeterred: "It is satire. But it is honest. The book is a complete account of the reasons why we should trust and respect Trump. Therefore, it is blank."
Why Trump Deserves Trust, Respect & Admiration is available now on Amazon.