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Yep, Jen & Justin Definitely Got Married

It's officially official. According to radio host Howard Stern, Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux got married. For real, guys, they totally said "I do." During Stern's SiriusXM radio show on Monday, the 61-year-old divulged all the details from the couple's big day, including that they definitely tied the knot on Wednesday, Aug. 5, which they covered up as Theroux's 44th birthday party. Stern said he knew about the wedding in advance, because he was asked to make a speech. Actually, he was scared he was going to let it slip about their big secret. "I was so nervous [to talk about it], "he said. "They're so secretive, those two."

Last Thursday, it was reported that Aniston and Theroux got married based on pictures released by TMZ. This is the first time the wedding is being confirmed, thanks to Stern not keeping his mouth closed. He shared details like the fact that not only did guests have to sit in "little tiny chairs," according to the radio host who is over six feet tall, but all cellphones were confiscated before heading into the wedding. He jokingly explained during his show, "Why can't I have my cell phone? I don't want to take a picture of you two! I really don't. I want my cell phone so after I make this speech I can call my car and get the f*ck outta here!" With that said, professional photographer Terry Richardson was allowed to have his camera, in order to take pictures of the special occasion. Maybe one day we'll get to see some!

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Stern also revealed that he had an interesting moment with Orlando Bloom at the wedding, including trying to hook him up with comedienne Whitney Cummings. Stern and Bloom also shared a dance, too. After the ceremony, Theroux and Aniston had their first dance to a Sia song. "It was very romantic," he said. "So I run to Orlando and say, 'Orlando, first dance!' So Orlando grabbed me so tight, I thought my bones were going to break."

He even confirmed that Jimmy Kimmel officiated the wedding. He said, "Jimmy was the preacher. He did a beautiful job. I didn't think he'd get through it. Jimmy's still depressed about that lion getting killed over in Africa... Ellen was mad that I made fun of Jimmy for crying." All jokes aside, Stern said it was an all-around "great time."

So... I guess we can stop wondering if Aniston and Theroux's wedding was all a dream. Congrats to the happy couple!