Here’s a fun fact about celebrities: they’re humans just like you and me. They are humans who require oxygen. Humans who require sustenance. Humans whose bowels move. Humans who break wind. Don’t be alarmed, but famous people really do pass gas, too. How can we possibly know this for certain? For starters, some celebrities have shared their personal fart stories. Perhaps your school of thought is “video or it didn’t happen.” Perhaps merely talking about tooting isn’t enough. Perhaps you need concrete poot proof. Well, get this: a number of famous folk have accidentally ripped butt on camera. And thanks to the Internet, those moments will live on forever.
Farts are hilarious. Anyone who says otherwise can take a walk. Call me old fashioned, but I laugh like a maniac every and any time I hear the raucous thunder of gas being passed. But do not get it twisted: I do not laugh at the fart or make fun of the fart or shame the fart. That's not my style. No fart shaming here. Instead, I laugh with everybody's farts, my own included. Hey, I'm no hypocrite.
Without further apoo, er, ado, let's laugh with some clips of famous people farting on camera. Here are some flatulence-tastic moments courtesy of rock stars, movie stars, TV stars, and reality stars.
5 Seconds Of Summer's Ashton Irwin
While brushing his teeth alongside his bandmates, the 5SOS drummer let one rip. Lucky us, Calum Hood caught the beautiful moment on camera and shared it with the interwebs.
Whoopi Goldberg really knows how to shake things up on The View.
What's this? The Dean McDermott fart supercut of all of our dreams? Well, I'll be.
I gotta hand it to cohost Kelly Ripa for playing it relatively cool. I would've been a cacklin' grackle.
You took the words right out of my mouth, Jason "Wee Man" Acuña.
...Or was it? Oo, I love a cheese cutting mystery!
Screech let out a little screech on an episode of Celebrity Fit Club. Plenty of gas in the tank, indeed.
Looks like someone had a case of bubble guts on Celebrity Apprentice!
Oh, you mean to tell me Eva Mendes is the dutch oven master? Consider Eva Mendes my hero.
Snooki & JWoww Star Roger Mathews
Jenni Farley's other half couldn't stop lettin' 'em rip in this special scene from the MTV reality show.
This might be the most important outtake in The Hills history. (Was the fart scripted, too? We may never know!)