I almost hesitate to write this post because I have a sincere suspicion that the Great Invisible Cat Overlord is watching me at all times, monitoring my hatred of his species to justify wiping me out when cats take over the world. Despite all that, this BuzzFeed video of people who don't like cats playing with kittens is stupid precious. Even my cat hating heart melted seeing reluctant humans cuddle up with these tiny furry bbs.
That being said, if my future kids are reading this in 2030-something and try to use it as evidence to adopt one of these creatures, I'm going to hold to the steadfast "oh, I'm allergic" quasi lie that my own mother did for many years. I've gotten a lot of flack over the years for hating cats, and I'm not going to back down now. In the words of Paris Hilton, "She knows what she did." And by "she," I mean the entire species of claw-wielding, hissy fit-throwing, tea cup-tipping MONSTERS that people call "cats".
I'm not sure what exactly these people did to deserve being in a video where they were thrust into this cat-tastic situations seemingly without any warning, but I am not here to question the motives of the Cat Gods. I am merely here to enjoy the weirdness that ensues, and thank all that is holy that people don't walk their cats in New York. Here are the four stages of being KITTEN ATTACKED against your will:
An Acknowledgement Of Your Longstanding, Mutual Hatred
When a person doesn't love you, every rom come ever is all, "Walk away, girl. Be strong." And cats are no different.
Unfathomable Feline Horror
BRB, already having a waking nightmare about this.
They're just dumb babies. Like dumb human babies, we dumbly love them, because we are dumb.
EXTREMELY Begrudging Acceptance
UGH, kittens. Go be adorable on somebody else's time.
Here's the whole adorable cat-astrophe below: