Ranking The VMAs Hosts List From 1984 To Today May Teach Miley Cyrus A Thing Or 2
Never one to turn down a spotlight, Miley Cyrus is hosting the 2015 MTV Video Music Awards on Sunday, Aug. 30. There's always considerable pressure on the host to make an awards ceremony feel fresh and irreverent. Fittingly, Cyrus is the current patron saint of irreverence, and promised The New York Times that the show will reflect her personality and aesthetic from start to finish. But when she takes the stage, Cyrus will officially join a very exclusive club — the club of former VMA hosts. Whose legacy will be the toughest to live up to? I ranked every single person on the VMAs hosts list to find out.
The very first Video Music Awards ceremony was broadcast in 1984. Since then, MTV has tinkered with the format. The role of the host (or hosts) changes depending on who's at the mic. Stand-ups do stand up, actors do sketches, and others just throw from presenter to performer and back again. The VMAs have been hosted by single celebrities, couples, and groups; and for a handful of years (including 2013 and 2014), there was no host at all. When present, the host can have a huge affect on the night as a whole. Here's how each past VMA host stacks up.
18. Christian Slater
A post-Heathers Christian Slater emceed the VMAs in 1993. His opening monologue included a plea for the audience to get naked, a run down of all the female artists and VJs he found sexually appealing, and his wish that the opening Madonna performance could have run longer, even though he "ran out of quarters." MTV knew to never let him host again. NEXT.
17. Roseanne Barr
I just realized that if Miley Cyrus had to recreate a past VMA host's material shot-for-shot, it'd probably work best with the Roseanne star's 1994 performance.
16. Shawn & Marlon Wayans
Not that I don't love White Chicks (though I don't love White Chicks), but the best part of the Wayans' brothers 2000 hosting gig was Shawn's knee-length velvet smoking jacket.
15. Jamie Foxx
2001. Rehab jokes about Mariah Carey and A.J. McLean; sexuality jokes about Elton John and Eminem; and pedophilia jokes about Michael Jackson: with these Foxx created the "Try Harder" trilogy, so I'm not surprised the smart people at MTV never invited him back.
14. Jack Black
Black fared better in his 2002 hosting of the sketch-heavy MTV Movie Awards. Back for the 2006 VMAs, he confused fans by showing up dressed as a character from an obscure video game.
Diddy hosted the VMAs in 2005, when Making The Band was in its prime. The show was all Diddy decadence, and it actually worked.
12. Dana Carvey
The 1992 show let Carvey trot out all his recurring SNL characters, and I'm not complaining.
11. Classic VJs
Once upon the 1980s, Music Television was ruled by the mighty VJ. The crew, including Downtown Julie Brown, Martha Quinn, Dweezil Zappa, and more, shared the VMA mic in both 1986 and 1987.
10. Chelsea Handler
Handler brought her caustic, celebrity-baiting wit to the VMAs in 2010.
9. Dennis Miller
Former SNL Weekend Update anchor Dennis Miller had control in 1995 and 1996, and his dry humor killed.
8. Bette Midler & Dan Akroyd
They were the first ever hosts of the first ever VMAs, and I'm in love with this bizarre pairing. They should have to make every public appearance together from now on.
7. Jimmy Fallon
Fallon foreshadowed his late-night dominance by handling the 2002 VMAs with his signature enthusiastic goofiness.
6. Kevin Hart
The most recent VMAs host the show has had, Kevin Hart capitalized on his rising star by emceeing in 2012. In his sharp monologue, he resisted the urge to to turn celebrity scandals into easy punchlines, instead offering genuinely original, funny, and timely material.
5. Arsenio Hall
Hall earned his spot on the list by hosting the show a record amount of times. His first gig, in 1988, led to the comedian receiving his own talk show. But he still made time to return to the VMAs in 1989, 1990, and 1991.
4. Ben Stiller
Stiller was riding high in 1998, straight off of the gross-out comedy There's Something About Mary. He was savvy enough to call in reinforcements anyway; famous dad Jerry Stiller made a cameo in his show-opening monologue.
3. Russell Brand
Russell Brand is the kind of comedian that can make fun of the celebrity audience in the theater and the pretzel-crunching nobodies audience at home and still walk away with everyone's adoration. He made his VMA hosting debut in 2008 and repeated in 2009.
2. Eddie Murphy
Eddie Murphy hosted the second ever Video Music Awards in a grandpa sweater set. And that's just one of the reasons why he's a legend.
1. Chris Rock
The gold standard. Chris Rock took the VMA stage in 1997, 1999, and again in 2003. And no other hosts' rapid-fire jokes got bigger laughs on stage or more repeats by the lockers and in the offices the next morning. Miley Cyrus? Challenge extended.
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