Pornhub Is Offering A $25,000 College Scholarship, And Here's What You Need To Do To Be Considered

If you found yourself deeply intrigued by the "sexual surrogate" storyline in this week's episode of Masters of Sex, perhaps it will warm your heart to know that Pornhub is making an effort to use its sex money to reward similar displays of care, sexual or not! Are you a current college student who spent your adolescent summers helping horses breed, like Dr. Master's erstwhile neighbor Nora? If so, it sounds like you have the perfect jumping off point to apply for Pornhub's $25,000 college scholarship.

As part of its new campaign Pornhub Cares, the prolific free porn provider wants to invest in one special snowflake's education, provided that snowflake has dedicated at least one aspect of their life to making others happy. (Unfortunately, this scholarship contest seems skewed toward pleasers, but maybe Dom/mes will get their shot with next year's prompt.)

To be considered for the scholarship, you must submit the following materials and adhere to the following selection criteria:

1. The Essay

"Submit an essay (1000-1500 words) answering the following: 'How do you strive to make others happy?'"

2. The Video

"Submit a video 2-5 minutes in length that elaborates on the good work that you do and anything else that you might want to say."

3. GPA

You must have a GPA of 3.2 or higher to be considered.

4. You Can Major In Literally Anything

"Whether you are studying medicine, botany, paranormal psychology, or anything in between, application is open to all fields of study." Lookin' at you, NYU-Gallatin.

5. You Must Be Over 18

Because when a major porn company is footing your bills, it helps the optics of the situation if you're a consenting adult.

6. You Must Currently Be Enrolled In College Full-Time

Pornhub ain't got time for you part-time commuter students.

7. Be "Verifiable"

"Along with your essay, we will also ask that you include your résumé and official school transcript."

8. Application Is Due By Midnight On Oct. 31st, 2015

Then, you can don your sexy witch costume and fly off into the night.

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