It's already been established that pizza is the best food of all time, and that nothing can come close to topping it. I don't need to remind you of that. But I do think I need to remind you that not only should you be eating pizza, you should also be wearing pizza on your shirt. And no, I don't mean spilling sauce and cheese down your top. I mean actually wearing a tee or tank that has a cute little pizza graphic on it.
When it comes to clothing about food, I'm not sure that anything tops pizza — there are so many clothing and accessory options out there that act as little wearable shrines to our favorite meal that it can actually be overwhelming to find the cutest options. This is exactly why I did the work for you. After searching the web and some of my favorite online shops, I came up with a comprehensive list of pizza shirts that will make you and everyone around you smile. Never mind the fact that I want to buy them all and my bank account hates me... I did this for the good of others!
Just a warning: These pizza shirts might make you so hungry that you have the urge to order a pie, whether it's 9 a.m. or 11 p.m. Also, these shirts will make everyone compliment you, because what bonds people together better than cheese and crust? Now, check out these 25 pizza shirts every pizza lover needs in her closet — I'm heading to the pizza place.
1. The Circle Of Life Shirt
The true circle of life is clearly pizza. And now your shirt says it.
Circle Of Life Pizza, $19.42, Skreened
2. Planet Pizza Tee
Imagine if there is a planet out there in the solar system made of pizza with aliens on it. What? Stranger things have happened
AA Rumi Planet Pizza Ringer Tee, $16.99, Shop Cerisetea
3. The Laundry Room Tank
Get it? Like "give peace a chance" but instead it's pizza? Because pizza equals peace? This could not be cuter.
The Laundry Room Pizza Tank, $59, The Rage
4. Girls Just Wanna Have Pizza Muscle Tee
I'm not sure if truer words have ever been spoken, to be honest.
Girls Just Wanna Have Pizza Muscle Tee, $56, Revolve Clothing
5. But First, Pizza Sweater
Fall is the perfect time to wear your loose, light sweaters. And what better sweater to choose than this one about pizza?
But First Pizza Beach Bummies Sweater, $140, Revolve Clothing
6. Pizza Crop Top
The three best things in life: unicorns, mermaids, and pizza. Doesn't the fact that one exists give you hope that the other two do also?
Unicorns, Mermaids, and Pizza Crop Top, $28.80, Skinny Bitch Apparel
7. Pizza Knit Sweater
It's sweater weather! That means you should buy this sweater, and then actually go eat pizza.
Kill Star Pizza Knit Sweater, $62.40, Dolls Kill
8. Pizza Nightshirt
How to cook: Find recipe. Try to cook. Mess up. Order pizza.
Wildfox Cotton Jersey Nightshirt, $52.80, Nordstrom
9. Pizza Beach Jumper
Warning: Wearing this shirt and staring at it all day is going to make you hungry.
Extra Cheesy V-Neck Baggy Beach Jumper, $98, Wildfox
10. The Fault In Our Pizza Shirt
John Green fans who also love pizza, this one is for you.
The Fault In Our Pizza Shirt, $20, Human
11. Pizza Crop Top
I can't decide what I like the most about this: the quote, or the little pizza slices all over it.
All I Care About Is Pizza Crop Top, $30, Fresh Tops
12. Love Pizza Tank
This explains everything while also being totally simple.
Kinda Dangerous Love Pizza Tank, $32, Nylon
13. Pizza Cat Tank
If you love cats and you love pizza, you absolutely need this tank top.
WOWCH Pizza Cat Tank, $24, Nylon
14. Fitness Tee
Who needs the gym when you could be eating pizza, ya know?
Fit Dis Whole Pizza Tank, $34, Nylon
15. Drugs and Pizza
This is the anti-drug language they should use when they teach us to say no in middle school.
Jac Vanek No to Drugs Muscle Tank, $49, Nylon
16. Pizza Sweatshirt
Simple, straightforward, pizza. What else do you need?
Pizza Sweatshirt, $15.90, Forever 21
17. Pizza All Day Sweatshirt
You can't go wrong with a cute graphic sweatshirt, especially one that talks about eating pizza.
MYVL Pizza Sweatshirt, $43.99, Forever 21
18. Pizza Star Tee
Pizza Major is the newest constellation you should be looking for every night.
Star-Crossed Lunches Tee, $29.99, Modcloth
19. Send Pizza Shirt
Whenever you need help, it would just be a good idea if friends sent pizza.
Can't Get Out Of Bed, $27.95, Thug Life Shirts
20. Pizza Is My Bae Shirt
Who needs a human bae when you could have pizza, which is always delicious and will never disappoint you?
Pizza Is My Bae Shirt, $15.99, Etsy
21. Gender Roles Tee
Because gender roles are antiquated but pizza rolls are forever.
Pizza Rolls Not Gender Roles Shirt, $29.95, Etsy
22. Pizza Queen Shirt
I guess you could be the queen of a country or something, but wouldn't you rather be a queen of pizza?
Pizza Queen Shirt, $21.50, Etsy
23. Abs and Pizza Shirt
Has anything ever been more accurate?
Pizza Shirt, $15, Etsy
24. I Like Pizza Muscle Tee
Oh, wait, I think I found something more accurate.
I Like Pizza Muscle Tee, $28, Etsy
25. I'm So Cheesy Shirt
Sunglasses can make anything look cool, even a slice of pizza.
I'm So Cheesy Shirt, $22.95, Etsy
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