Something extremely relevant to my interests happened at The Forum the other night: Four members of the Vanderpump Rules cast met the Foo Fighters. Monday evening, Katie Maloney, Ariana Madix, Scheana Shay, and Kristen Doute hung out with the Foos backstage after the iconic rock band's Los Angeles concert. I've never witnessed the collision of two stars before, but I imagine it’d look a lot like the pictures the SURvers took that evening. Both the Foo Fighters and Vanderpump Rules mean a lot to me, I love that this happened, I'm glad they documented the moment, et cetera.
After I saw all the aforementioned photographs, the gears that keep my noggin running began to spin out of control. The Vanderpump Foospics got the best, the best, the best, the best of me. I had a lot of questions. So, I did the only thing I could do: I peppered Google with inquiries. Here are some of the questions I typed into the Google search bar:
- Does Dave Grohl watch Vanderpump Rules?
- Does Pat Smear watch Vanderpump Rules?
- Does Taylor Hawkins watch Vanderpump Rules?
- Does Nate Mendel watch Vanderpump Rules?
- Does Chris Shiflett watch Vanderpump Rules?
- Does Rami Jaffee watch Vanderpump Rules?
- Do any of the Foo Fighters want to watch the Season 4 premiere with me?
- Will the Foo Fighters do a duet with Scheana Marie?
- What is Giggy’s favorite Foo Fighters song?
- Will the Foo Fighters be on Vanderpump Rules?
Answer to Qs #1-9: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.Answer to Q #10: Outlook not so good. Season 4 filming wrapped before this Foo Fighters concert/backstage bonanza happened, so I think it's safe to assume the band won’t be on the Bravo reality show. Ah well. We almost had it all, didn't we?
But what if I'm wrong? What if Season 4 secretly started filming again? What if the Foo Fighters concert is featured on Season 4? What if the Bravo cameras captured Monday night’s backstage meeting? What if one of the greatest bands of all time appears on my favorite reality program? What if Dave Grohl taking selfies 'n' shots with Kristen, Katie, Scheana, and Ariana makes the show? Would I be able to handle any of it?
To answer that last Q: It'd be a close call. I'd have to take a lot of water breaks. I mean, just look at this magic:
This video is my everything. Dave Grohl is a national treasure.
Would it be weird if I had these pics framed?
Would it be less weird if I turned the photos into magnets and stuck 'em on my fridge?
Oh! I know what I'll do: I shall make a Vanderpump Foos t-shirt to commemorate this momentous occasion. That's definitely the best option.