This ‘Below Deck’ Midseason Supertease Promises That The Eros Shenanigans Have Only Just Begun — VIDEO

Grab your lifejacket and a bottle of Don Julio 1942, because the second half of Below Deck Season 3 is going to be gnarly. Do I know the ins and outs of what happens? Well, no. But thanks to the preview below, I think I've got the gist. The verdict: the days of smooth sailing are long behind us.

I watched the trailer for the Season 3 Part 2 several times. I took notes. Most of my notes were questions. Actually, all of my notes were questions. I've copied and pasted the Qs here for your perusal:

  1. Does the Eros survive the squall?
  2. Is Chef Ben really here to stay, or is this some sort of cruel prank?
  3. I miss Chef Leon already. Can we have two chefs?
  4. Why does the phrase "butter your banana" upset me so much?
  5. WHAT DID EDDIE THE NOBLE BOSUN DO THAT WAS SO UN-NOBLE?
  6. Why does Amy get to wear a pink button-down when everyone else has to wear their uniforms?
  7. Does Eddie the Noble Bosun get into fisticuffs with New Deckhand Dane?
  8. How is that possible?
  9. Is it just me, or do both Eddie the Noble Bosun and New Deckhand Dane seem like too mellow of dudes to get into a fistfight?
  10. Does the Eros survive the fire?
  11. How does Rocky end a conversation when she’s not standing next to a body of water that she can dive into?
  12. Like, does she just cartwheel away or something?
  13. Or does she carry a pogo stick around so she can hop off into the sunset at a moment's notice?
  14. Who dared to do wrong by Captain Lee this time?
  15. Uh oh, did someone pull an Andrew and leave a porthole open?
  16. Wait, IS ANDREW BACK?

I hope these Qs have As by season's end. You can check out the exclusive clip here, and see it all go down on Below Deck Season 3 every Tuesday night at 9 p.m. on Bravo.

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