The Creepiest Things Men Have Sent Women Online

Let’s face it, it’s tough being a woman on the internet. It’s even harder being a woman on the internet looking for a perfectly decent male to converse with. It’s either they start off cool until they break out the dick pic. Or they just let it all hang out there all at once.

I'm not saying they're all creeps, but ask any woman who’s ever chatted with random dudes online, and I’m sure she’ll have a horror story or two. I once had a guy immediately send me his address after exchanging a couple of basic pleasantries. While I’m all for cutting through the BS, he made it very clear that he was totally down with leaving his apartment door unlocked so I can come over and bang him for five minutes and then leave. He even told me, “You don’t even have to talk to me the entire time.” Now, I’m good with the whole casual sex thing, but I don’t tend to treat it like going through a fast food drive-thru. Needless to say, I passed on that big time.

But that's not exactly the worst of it.

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In a new Reddit thread that’s hit over 1,600 comments, user KalaKhatta posed the question: Girls of Reddit: What is the creepiest thing a guy has sent you on social media?

Here are some of the worst:

1. The Dressed-Up Dick Pic

Question: What's a cock cage? I genuinely want to know.

2. The Guy Who's Clearly Thinking With The Other Head

Weirdly enough, I am super embarrassed for this guy.

3. The Stalker

I'm going to hope this one was a joke from a friend.

4. The Pretty Woman Fan

I do have to say, the guy is persistent, I'll give him that.

5. Pretty Much Every Tenth Guy You'll Ever Meet Online

6. This Guy

He's just a guy looking for his "ultra delicious, goddess-girl, anal-princess." I mean, the dude even has MSN, Yahoo, and AOL instant messaging! Who wouldn't want that?

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