Katie & Tom Schwartz Celebrate Gordo's Birthday On 'Vanderpump Rules' Because They Know What The People Want

HOLLYWOOD, CA - OCTOBER 01: Actress Katie Maloney and Tom Schwartz attend Star Scene Stealers Event at Tropicana Bar at The Hollywood Rooselvelt Hotel on October 1, 2013 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Michael Buckner/Getty Images for Star Magazine)
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I realize I am basically a broken record come to life, but I can’t stop myself from saying this for the bajillionth time: Vanderpump Rules is the greatest gift to television and I am so incredibly grateful that it is back. Monday's episode of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills spinoff only fanned the flame that is my adoration for this show. There were lies! There were more lies! There was an amazing scene where Ariana and Katie not-so-subtly texted one another about newbie Lala right in front of Lala! (I mean, I assume that’s what was happening in that scene. That's definitely what appeared to be happening. My apologies to all involved parties if my assumption missed the target.) And there was a Gordo Vonfriendenheimer cameo! Yes, the Maloney-Schwartz family pooch made his triumphant return to the small screen this week. AND THANK GOODNESS, AM I RIGHT? 

I don't know about you, but I know I'd been wondering when we viewers would get to see that precious underbite again. Well, because this show is the best thing since deep fried goat cheese balls, it didn't waste any time at all: On the second episode of the season, the Vanderpup briefly stops by the show. The occasion? It's Gordo's birthday.

Gordo's face! Gordo's paws! The candle! Schwartz helping Gordo blow out the candle! Whatever that "cake" situation is! Everything happening here is perfect. You're too good to us, Bravo.

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