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Tina Fey, Jennifer Lawrence, and More Deliver the 2014 Golden Globes' Best Quotes
Yes, we knew we could count on Tina Fey and Amy Poehler to say some brilliant stuff during Sunday night's Golden Globes, but hey! They weren't the only ones who rose to the occasion. Atta gal, Hollywood. We could be confident that we were in for a good night as soon as the Red Carpet began. The Red Carpet was a gold mine, if quotes were gold nuggets. We'd be rich with gold nuggets. And the actual Awards? They did not disappoint. Gold mine, part two.
Yes, there were maybe-drunk moments that did their best to steal the show. And boy howdy, were they hilarious. But even so, some of the not maybe-drunk moments were pretty spectacular, too. Care to read through some of my favorite quotes from the 2014 Golden Globes? Click away!
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Will Forte
“I’m wearing my lucky Clippers socks.”
He pulled up his pant leg and showed off his sock. Los Angeles Clippers pride!
Kevin Spacey to Ryan Seacrest
“Get some rest.”
Spacey’s just lookin’ out for hard workin’ Seacrest!
Amy Poehler
“…American treasure, Tam Honks.”
I’m still laughing at “Tam Honks.”
Amy Poehler to Matt Damon
“Tonight, and don’t take this the wrong way, but you’re basically a garbage person.”I’m a sucker for whenever someone calls someone else a garbage person.
Tina Fey
“George Clooney would rather float off into space and die than spend another minute with a woman his own age.”
THE CROWD WENT WILD. But also? Gravity spoiler alert!
Jennifer Lawrence
“I actually did watch all of the movies, not all of them, but you know what I mean. So I can say that the women this year, it’s an honor to be nominated with you.”
Oh, J. Law! Real to a fault.
Jacqueline Bisset
“You’ve nominated me about five times… ”
Actually, her entire speech ruled.
Behind the Candelabra Executive producer Jerry Weintraub
“I get to stand here and drink vodka and hold the statue.”
Weintraub had himself a good night!
Matt Damon
“It’s me, the garbage man. The garbage man who didn’t bring his glasses. Fantastic.”
A call back joke! YES!
Jonah Hill (with Margot Robbie)
“I’m not going to lie to you, but they put up the wrong stuff on the teleprompter.”
Text on the teleprompter was meant for Aaron Eckhart and Paula Patton. Ayo technology.
Diddy and Alex Ebert
Diddy: “He was on a boat with me, partying in St. Barts, and now here we are together.” Alex Ebert: “He came up from behind me and unbuttoned my jacket and said, ‘Let it flow.’” WHAT?!?! I love all of it.
Tina Fey to Amy Poehler
“There’s a special place in hell for you.”
Post-Poehler Win. Crushed it, Fey!
Emma Thompson, On Her Louboutins
“This red is my blood.”So poetic.
Cate Blanchett
“Can people at home hear this music? Or do they suddenly just think that you’re getting really fast because you’re having a panic attack?”
I guess it’s safe to assume that Cate Blanchett does not spend her Sunday nights watching award shows.
