Miley Cyrus' New "Lighter" Video Will Leave You With These 32 Trippy Thoughts — VIDEO

There are some celebrity truths universally acknowledged: Taylor Swift loves her cats — a lot. Zac Efron is a genetically engineered Adonis. And Miley Cyrus, the former Disney pop-princess darling, really, really loves weed. Whether it's lighting up with Snoop Dogg at the 2015 VMAS or filling her Instagrams with smoke-filled videos, Cyrus isn't shy about her favorite pasttime. And in Cyrus' new "Lighter" music video, the singer takes it one step further by giving viewers a peak inside her psychedelic, kaleidoscope-colored brain. Unsurprisingly, the results are a total trip.

The video for "Lighter," a song from her recent Miley Cyrus & Her Dead Petz album, shows Miley-bird in her natural environment. She spends the video in various states of undress in a candy-colored nirvana, smoking and dancing. Directed by Wayne Coyne of the Flaming Lips, the clip uses a rhythmic kaleidoscope of colors to transport viewers from drab reality to the craziness of Mileyworld. It put me into such a state that I found myself muttering to myself and was transfixed the entire time. I even made up my own Miley-themed song:

Glitter on eyelids and Pablo the BlowfishBright blonde extensions and half-naked womenCouture outfits held up with stringsThese are a few of Miley's favorite things.

Yes, I made up a song about Miley to the tune of "My Favorite Things" — that's just how powerful this music video is. It does things to people, OK? Here are some of the other thoughts I had while watching the "Lighter" vid:

1. No fuss, no intro, Cyrus is jumping right into this thing.

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2. I probably could use come context but hey, it's Miley, so no real context needed.

4. Miley trademark alert — there's glitter eyeshadow and red lipstick in this video.

5. Holy crud, there's two of her!

6. I am experiencing some major brain overload.

7. Wait, hold the phone. Is this a Hannah Montana reference?

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8. You are the best of both worlds, Miley.

9. Miley's hair makes her look like a giant bald baby or a tiny ice dancer — I can't decide.

10. What was that? Was that a Phil Collins' "In the Air Tonight" drum solo?

11. There it is again.

12. A drum solo + a hooded bathrobe = color me intrigued.

13. This kaleidoscope is making me car sick, or should I say Internet sick?

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14. A closeup of Miley's mouth and no tongue acrobatics? I'm really disappointed right now.

15. Ah, there's the context for the video — it's drugs. This entire video is about drugs.

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16. When the two Miley heads sing, it makes my head hurt and then it freaks me out.

17. She's like a rainbow-colored Siamese twin.

18. Those are some Adele-inspired hand motions right there.

19. The bathrobe is back with some slo-mo dance moves.

20. I can't tell if it's the kaleidoscope of colors, but I think Ms. Miley is wearing her bathrobe backward.

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21. OK, either the bathrobe is on backward or she's gotten really into yoga.

22. I am not a fan of this bird movement she keeps making. Is she trying to make Mileybird happen again?

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23. Stop trying to make Mileybird happen, Miley. It's never gonna happen.24. Geesh, this video makes me feel like I have stepped into a funhouse.

25. But not a fun funhouse, more like a trapped-and can't-get-out funhouse.

26. I feel like this trip is turning bad.

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27. Oh, yeah. I have entered a bad mind-space.

28. Now she keeps doing that bird motion.

29. Can someone please tell me if that bathrobe is on backward? I need to know and it is adding to my anxiety.

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30. Oh, thank goodness. The kaleidoscope is slowing.

31. It's over. That's it. I feel kinda sad about this.

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32. I should watch this again. If I dare.

So that's it, my feelings for Cyrus' new video. Part anxiety, part confusion — basically how I always feel when I watch Cyrus perform. Check out the video for yourself and see where it takes you.