So, a Religion Worshipping Kanye West Called Yeezianity Exists
If you've ever found yourself interested in worshipping Kanye West as your own personal God, good news: Someone has found a way for you to do exactly that. According to a new article on Vice's Noisey blog, a group has actually started a Kanye West religion called Yeezianity, which is literally exactly what it sounds like — a religion based on worshipping rapper Kanye West.
Remember that one guy who started a Bitcoin based off of Kanye West called Coinye? Yeah — this is so much better than that.
Some important questions to ask now: What exactly does Yeezianity stand for? According to its website, the group apparently believes that "the one who calls himself Yeezus is a divine being who has been sent by God to usher in a New Age of humanity." SERIOUSLY. THIS IS A THING.
Most importantly, their five pillars:
Also, their mission statement is, seriously, "THE BEST CHURCH OF ALL TIME!!!!!"
So, you know, keep in mind that this is a thing that exists, I guess. There's no word on what West himself thinks of the religion (or if he's a member who hosts all of their church potlucks or something), but, according to the man who actually started it, it's only a month old, so that could change. Positive thinking, you know.