2014 Critics' Choice Award Winners Will Help You Forget Your Oscar Nominations Anger

People may still be seething after yesterday's Oscar nominations were announced (No Inside Llewyn Davis? No Captain Phillips? No Frances Ha? SNUBS, ALL OF THEM) but, thankfully, today is a new day. A whole new day, with a whole new list of awards show winners to present to the world. If you didn't tune in to the Critics' Choice Awards last night on The CW, you missed an actually pleasant show — the CCAs may not be as big of an affair in the industry as the Oscars or Golden Globes, but the stars did mostly all show up for the event. Luckily, if you didn't manage to tune in, it's 2014, so we already have the list of winners totally ready for you:

BEST PICTURE"12 Years a Slave"

BEST ACTORMatthew McConaughey, "Dallas Buyers Club"

BEST ACTRESSCate Blanchett, "Blue Jasmine"

BEST SUPPORTING ACTORJared Leto, "Dallas Buyers Club"

BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESSLupita Nyong’o, "12 Years a Slave"

BEST YOUNG ACTOR/ACTRESSAdele Exarchopoulos, "Blue Is the Warmest Color"

BEST ACTING ENSEMBLE"American Hustle"

BEST DIRECTORAlfonso Cuaron, "Gravity"

BEST ORIGINAL SCREENPLAYSpike Jonze, "Her"

BEST ADAPTED SCREENPLAYJohn Ridley, "12 Years a Slave"

BEST CINEMATOGRAPHYEmmanuel Lubezki, "Gravity"

BEST ART DIRECTIONCatherine Martin (Production Designer), Beverley Dunn (Set Decorator), "The Great Gatsby"

BEST EDITINGAlfonso Cuarón, Mark Sanger, "Gravity"

BEST COSTUME DESIGNCatherine Martin, "The Great Gatsby"

BEST MAKEUP"American Hustle"

BEST VISUAL EFFECTS"Gravity"

BEST ANIMATED FEATURE"Frozen"

BEST ACTION MOVIE"Lone Survivor"

BEST ACTOR IN AN ACTION MOVIEMark Wahlberg, "Lone Survivor"

BEST ACTRESS IN AN ACTION MOVIESandra Bullock, "Gravity"

BEST COMEDY"American Hustle"

BEST ACTOR IN A COMEDYLeonardo DiCaprio, "The Wolf of Wall Street"

BEST ACTRESS IN A COMEDYAmy Adams, "American Hustle"

BEST SCI-FI/HORROR MOVIE"Gravity"

BEST FOREIGN LANGUAGE FILM"Blue Is the Warmest Color"

BEST DOCUMENTARY FEATURE"20 Feet from Stardom"

BEST SONG"Let It Go," Robert Lopez and Kristen Anderson-Lopez, "Frozen"

BEST SCORESteven Price, "Gravity"

JOEL SIEGEL AWARDSForest Whitaker

LOUIS XIII GENUIS AWARDJulie Delpy, Ethan Hawke, Richard Linklater for trilogy "Before Sunrise," "Before Sunset" and "Before Midnight"

HOLLYWOOD'S HOTTEST STARBenedict Cumberbatch

Also worth noting is 12 Years a Slave actress Lupita Nyong'o's wonderful acceptance speech for best supporting actress, which may bring tears to your eyes:

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