Now that The Force Awakens has finally been released, it's fitting that Star Wars porn sales have skyrocketed in the wake of this renewed mania. According to Mashable, within the past two weeks, Star Wars XXX has seen a 500 percent uptick in DVD purchases. The adult spoof was released in 2012 and is supposedly the biggest budget porn film in history, but although this particular title seems to be holding viewer's attentions, the history of porn and George Lucas' epic franchise is more storied.
Long ago in a galaxy far, far away (read: California in the 1980s), the first legit Star Wars porn parody was created. Although 1977's Star Babe was sort of set in the same universe as Star Wars, 1986's Sex Wars is considered the start of this conflation of space and sex — and aliens.
The first thing that comes to mind (or at least to my perverted mind) when I imagine Star Wars porn is wookiee and/or ewok sex, but, alas, a cursory search for these things will not be as fruitful as you imagine. (There is, however, a wookie phone sex line for the hirsute inclined.) Unfortunately (or fortunately), most Star Wars parodies are more about humans sexing, but don't worry, there is still some alien action. Here are four adult Star Wars parodies to check out:
1. Star Wars XXX
This SFW trailer hints at some potential Darth Vader and Princess Leia action, as well a scene set at the infamous and colorful Mos Eisley Cantina.
2. Porn Wars
Porn Wars follows the "Jodi" warriors, who are basically a group of hot babes who have mastered the forces of sex.
3. Star Whores
According to one Amazon reviewer, Star Whores is "a rather novel budget parody of Star Wars, with an appropriately low-quality of acting throughout." With character names like Luke Skywanker, Hands Solo and Chew-back-door how can you go wrong?
4. Sex Wars
This O.G. Star Wars parody most captures the feel of the original trilogy because it was made in the same era with similar technology. If you end up watching it or any of the other spoofs with a partner, make sure to put on your Star Wars condoms before you do!
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