Justin Bieber's Mugshot Shows a Glassy-Eyed Teen in Trouble

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Come one, come all to see the eerie, smiling mugshot that will haunt Belieber's dreams for years to come. On Thursday, Justin Bieber's mugshot and booking report was released after being arrested early on Thursday morning for DUI, drag racing, resisting arrest, and driving with an expired license, and Bieber's smiling mugshot is truly one for the books — I don't even think Paris Hilton or Lindsay Lohan could top this. Did he think he was at a photoshoot in 2006 when he used to smile, or something?

His booking report says that the most nightmarish teenager in the world was booked at 10:36 a.m. Thursday at the Miami-Dade County Main Jail. So far, he's racked up $2,500 in bond, with another warrant and charge to come.

You know that Biebs was under the influence of something in this mugshot, as the real Justin Bieber would never take a photo looking like a trainwreck with eyes more glazed than the donut I had this morning. Where's the perfectly coiffed hair? Why are you showing teeth? Where's the sunglasses? Who forced you into wearing a garment on your upper body?

From this:

To this:

He's certainly come a long way, that's for sure.

Images: JiTheDragon/Tumblr; Miami-Dade County