15 Valentine's Day Cards For Guys That Are Funny Yet Sweet

No matter what your relationship status, Valentine’s Day can be a confusing time. Sure, you may have found your favorite guy the perfect gift, but now, it’s time to tell him how you feel in one of these funny Valentine’s Day cards for men. Of course, everyone is different, and while there are some couples out there who look forward to Feb. 14, there are plenty of people who aren’t interested in celebrating the holiday at all, and can’t stand the cheesiness of it. It’s hard to escape the cliches and stereotypes that come along with this holiday. That's why, if you're going to buy your boyfriend something he'll actually like, make it one of these Valentine's Day cards for guys that you can find on Etsy that aren't as eye roll-worthy as many of the options you'll find at drugstores.

Whether you are looking for a card for your "manly man" boyfriend who isn't traditionally romantic (*raises hand*), your "nerdy" date who likes very specific things, or your bae who loves to laugh, these cards have you covered. There are so many cute options online that I think, at this point, stepping into a card store to look for something generic is so boring. So, if you need a cute card that expresses your feelings for your male friend, crush, or significant other, check these out. These Valentine's Day cards were made with dudes in mind — good luck picking just one!

1. I Hate Your Beard Card

Maybe your boyfriend has been growing a beard that you seriously dislike... but you love him anyway, despite those scraggly little hairs. What a sweet way to say "I love you"... as long as he has a sense of humor.

I Hate Your Beard Card, $5, Etsy

2. My Favorite Guy Card

Sometimes keeping it simple is the sweetest thing you can do, and maybe you're not quite ready to say "I love you" just yet. This card is the perfect solution!

My Favorite Guy Card, $4, Etsy

3. A Coffee Card

OK, so maybe this card is a little on the corny side, but it's still cute... especially if you and bae share a special love of coffee (who doesn't, to be honest?).

Funny Coffee Card, $4.50, Etsy

4. Darth Vader Valentine's Day Card

Obviously not all guys love Star Wars, but if your boyfriend does, this is a really cute V-Day card for him.

Darth Vader Card, $3.99, Etsy

5. Beer Card

The drawing on this card is really cute, and this is the perfect card to accompany a six-pack gift.

Beer Valentine's Day Card, $5, Etsy

6. Amazing Adventures Card

Yes, this card is a little bit cheesy, but come on — it's so adorable! Also, if there was ever a day to be cheesy, it's Valentine's Day.

Amazing Adventures Card, $4.50, Etsy

7. Heart Rate Card

I'm pretty sure this card is supposed to refer to partners who exercise together, but it could definitely be a sexual reference too. Why not? This is the perfect holiday to be a little naughty.

Runner's Card, $4.39+, Etsy

8. A Very Sexual Card

While this card definitely isn't subtle, it's also the perfect way to make your boyfriend feel great, laugh, and want to have sex with you. And isn't that what we all want on Valentine's Day?

A Card For Guys, $5, Etsy

9. You Ride Like A Dream Card

If your bae is obsessed with cars, then he'll appreciate this card full of sexual innuendo. It's definitely a winner.

You Ride Like A Dream Card, $5, Etsy

10. Man Butt Card

Go ahead and give your guy a compliment. Valentine's Day is a good time to say it!

Man Butt Card, $4.46, Etsy

11. Kiss The Cook Card

To be honest, I'm not a big fan of the stereotype that the only thing guys can cook is something that goes on a barbecue. But hey — a lot of guys do love a good BBQ. And if your guy is one of them, this card could not be cuter.

Kiss The Cook Card, $5, Etsy

12. #MCM Card

It's 2016 — what better way to say "I love you" than to declare bae your Man Crush Monday?

Man Crush Monday Card, $4, Etsy

13. Cover Stealer Card

We all steal the covers at some point in our relationship, but it's true that one person always does it more than the other one. If that's you, this card is perfect.

Cover Stealer Card, $3.35, Etsy

14. Farting Card

There comes a time in every single relationship where things start getting real — and the gross stuff happens. Like farting. It happens a lot. And if you guys have been there for a long time, then please buy your boyfriend this card.

Farting Card, $3.72+, Etsy

15. Emoji Sex Card

Forget about the fact that "emoji sex" is the weirdest description of a card you've ever heard, and focus on how perfect this Valentine's Day card is.

Emoji Sex Card, $3.35, Etsy

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