Valentine's Day is supposed to be a romantic holiday, but, unfortunately, it usually disappoints. Either a date goes bad, you're single and all alone, or you get so hyped up about it that the entire day just falls flat. I'm not someone who is into Valentine's Day. I mean, I'm usually single on the day, and, yes, I'm totally fine with that. Basically, I'd rather spend the holiday chilling with my friends and eating waffles with Leslie Knope. But, if I had to celebrate, then I'd want to do with Tom Hiddleston — duh. Obviously, that's never going to happen, so I guess I can just enjoy the day with some Tom Hiddleston quotes on candy hearts.
You're probably asking yourself, "Do those really exist?" Sadly, no, but they totally should. My plan here is to list some quotes from the Crimson Peak actor that would work for candy hearts. Forget the typical "Be Mine" and "Miss You" ones, because T. Hiddles' words are so much better than that. If you think about it, Hiddleston never fails to speak quotes that can really be used for any occasion. So, why not use them for candy hearts?
I'm sure once a candy company reads about this amazing idea that would definitely sell a ton of boxes of candy, that "Tom Hiddleston Candy Hearts" will be hitting shelves just in time for next year's Valentine's Day. I know, I'm a genius.
1. "Haters Never Win"
As Hiddleston once told Fandango, "...haters never win. I just think that’s true about life, because negative energy always costs in the end." This is the perfect heart to give to those who just can't be positive or nice about anything.
2. "Never Stop"
Upon giving advice to young filmmakers, Hiddleston proposed the following: "Never stop. Never stop fighting. Never stop dreaming." You can also put the first part of this quote on a candy heart to give to someone who is looking for inspiration.
3. "Let's Party"
T. Hiddles was all about partying in an MTV After Hours segment. What says "Happy Valentine's Day" better than a "Let's Party" heart? It's a holiday everyone should celebrate, including single people.
Need I say more? I'd be pretty stoked to get a candy heart that said this. Clearly, even on Twitter, the 35-year-old actor is uh-mazing.
5. "Please Don't"
Yes, this is a quote from Loki, but it still counts, because Hiddleston and Loki are one in the same. Now, this is a candy heart you could give to someone who is either irritating you, trying to hit on you, trying to argue against feminism, or trying to steal a bite of your cake. It pretty much applies to most situations.
6. "Love Your Life"
I mean, come on. Hiddleston just can't help but be a motivational speaker.
7. "Let's Dance"
Now, this is the exact candy heart I'd want to receive from Hiddleston personally. Of course, my answer would be yes.
8. "Do The Work"
Let's face it, candy hearts don't just have to be romantic, but they can be empowering, too. As The Avengers actor told Time Out, "Do the work, enjoy the work, take it seriously, don’t take yourself seriously and keep your head down!" Maybe Hiddles' candy hearts should be named, "Empowering Tom Hiddleston Candy Hearts". That sure does have a nice ring to it.
9. "Ummmmm, No"
Seriously, he just has a way with words. Admittedly, I'd just like a box filled with candy hearts reading this. They'd be very useful.
Obviously, Marvel, Hiddleston, and Loki fans would go crazy for hearts reading "Loki'd".
Excuse me, Tom, are you trying to woo me with your support for gender equality? That's the hottest thing anyone has ever said to me.
So, who else is craving Tom Hiddleston-inspired candy hearts? I don't even like the taste, but I'll gladly take them now.
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