Emile Hirsch is a really busy guy. Not only did he recently star in the critically acclaimed Lone Survivor but Hirsch also recently joined the Hailee Steinfeld on the indie film, Ten Thousand Saints in New York, is set to play John Belushi in the upcoming biopic about the comedian, and will be a dad soon. See, we weren't kidding about him being busy. And somewhere in between all of that, he has one of the best (and funniest) Twitter accounts we've seen in awhile. Good for you, Emile Hirsch, you're officially winning at Twitter.
The Bonnie & Clyde actor's Twitter timeline is full of puns and other hilarious musings about things you probably think about on a daily basis. And, as of today, he's started following back some of the 51,000 fans that follow him. We love a guy that can keep it real. Hirsch's observations and commentary run from an evaluation of the new Instagram Direct to what people that don't keep their word deserve as punishment — but it's really his endless stream of puns that you'll wish you thought of yourself that make his Twitter one to follow immediately.
Here's our top 7 reasons (besides that he could follow you right back tomorrow, how cool would that be) why you should be following Emile Hirsch on Twitter right now:
1. He's Calling Society How It Is
He's got a point...
2. This Pun
3. And This One
You're really laughing.
4. He Gets You
Seriously, though — you know this feeling.
5. He's Disturbed By Instagram Direct's Implications
Again, he's got a point. MAKE THE KIDS READ.
6. He Also Gets How You Feel About Dieting
"Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels," — except everything and especially these chips I'm going to eat right now.
7. Again, He Gets You
We were just in the middle of a Polar Vortex — no one's ever taking cozy for granted again.