Why Kourt Might Be Exactly What Biebs Needs

My head spins from Kardashian drama on the daily. Truly, I can barely keep up anymore. But Kourtney Kardashian and Justin Bieber's rumored relationship is perhaps the most intriguing of all the family turmoil — mostly because it isn’t all that tumultuous. In the scheme of things, their maybe-romance ranks pretty low when it comes to the drama in the family. After all, there’s no harm in it right? In fact, there may be a lot of good that could come out of this relationship.

You know how they say opposites attract? Well, I think that’s probably the moral of this particular story. According to a People source,

[Bieber and Kardashian] have hooked up a few times, including recently. It happens in L.A. He has met her kids, but they don't hook up around the kids. It's on nights when she has help and is able to go out. Kourtney is great. Justin thinks it's cool that she is older and hot. She isn't clingy and has her own life. There are no bad consequences for Justin to hook up with her. She is very easy going and just makes it fun for him to be around her.

Another important point about Kardashian? She has a zero tolerance policy for BS — which might explain this alleged lack of clinginess — and I think that’s just what Biebs needs. Here's what I imagine Kardashian would say to Bieber in these (mostly) imagined scenarios that would set him straight.

When He Does Something To Offend Literally Everyone

This should make him think twice before doing it again. Hopefully.

When He Acts A Little Too High And Mighty

Tell 'em. You ain't special.

When He Tries To Make A Lame Apology

Who has the time to be shmoozed? Not Kourt, that's for sure.

When He Tries A Style That He Really Shouldn't

Someone's gotta say it.

When He Puts Up A Jelena Picture Just To Stir Up Some Trouble

'Cause she'll do it.

When He Lets The Fame Get To His Head

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

When He's Being A Diva Regarding His Staff/Crew/Fans

Like, I don't know, canceling all meet-and-greets...

When He's Being Shady To The Media

Keep him honorable.

Hypothetically, of course.

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