It's true that chemistry is a weird thing, fickle and reckless in some, curvaceous and never-ending in others, and nary a reason for it, other than the fact that pheromones are real, and often most of what draws us to each other is not a naked-eye kind of thing. So, then, compatibility — and its ugly stepsister, incompatibility — is not always something you can put your finger on, point to and say, "There it is. Right there." If you're having trouble figuring out if you're compatible with someone, chances are that you're not. Here are nine weird ways to tell you're incompatible, according to experts.
1. You Forgot About Plans Later
"This is so normal, it weirdly slips under the radar: You’re not looking forward to seeing them," New York–based relationship expert and author April Masini tells Bustle. At the extreme of this, you might even forget that you have plans with your boo later, which is the definition of being nonplussed about a rendezvous later. "When you’re feeling the love, you want to connect — whether it’s in person, electronically or by sending and receiving a love letter in the mail," Masini says. Sidenote: If you're sending and receiving snail mail love letters, guess what? You're compatible!
2. You Think They're Hot, But You're Not Attracted To Them
When you find someone hot, but there's just no chemistry between the two of you, you're incompatible, relationship coach and psychic medium Cindi Sansone-Braff, author of Why Good People Can't Leave Bad Relationships, tells Bustle. Picture this, she says: "Everyone around you thinks that you've totally lost it, because this really hot guy or girl really wants you, but you're just not feeling it." Not a good sign. "Their touch, which you hoped would leave you feeling all hot and bothered, leaves you feeling cold and distant," she says. This might be something that happens off the bat, or, sadly, it can also happen later on in a relationship.
3. You Have Different Life Views
If one of you feels completely jaded, and the other has found inner peace, you're not going to get very far, BetterHelp telehealth counselor and psychologist Nikki Martinez tells Bustle. It's true: A sarcastic, sardonic grumbler won't do well with a super blissed-out yogini. "These two things are night and day, odd that they would fit together for a fling, much less a long and significant relationship." If you're trying to hold it down with someone who is a negative Nancy, while you're a total Pollyanna — or vice versa — things will likely crumble before long. "If these are regular views you each hold, and a way of life that you are wanting to continue to live by, you are likely not going to find yourself romantically compatible," Martinez says. Let it go.
4. Differing Expectations
"The biggest sign of romantic incompatibility is if you and the person you’re seeing have different expectations from the relationship," Salama Marine, psychologist and online dating expert for dating website EliteSingles, tells Bustle. "This often means you have differing expectations from life, and are in different places." Maybe you see yourself living in Montana on a ranch, and they would rather live in a bustling city like London. Not a good match.
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5. You Embarrass Each Other
You can tell that you're not in tune if your partner is embarrassed by your romantic gestures, Rob Alex, who created Sexy Challenges and Mission Date Night with his wife, tells Bustle. "If they are embarrassed once or twice, OK." But if every time you send them a bunch of heart emojis or leave them a little love note, they tell you how stupid they think it is, not good.
"If they feel your romantic actions are childish or over the top, then romantically you two are not going to hit it off," he says. "In return, that is also the case if you find that you are embarrassed, or just feeling your partner's romantic intentions are stupid," he adds. Sure, we can all feel a little goofy around our mates sometimes, and they're not always going to do exactly the gesture we want. But if you or your partner feel embarrassed or ashamed of each other? "It might be hard for the two of you to come together and find a happy medium place in the area of romance," Alex says. I'll say!
6. Your Heart Rate Holds Steady
When you're near your partner, if you never feel butterflies, you may not be well matched. "[When] you don't feel a rush being near them," you're probably not that into it, zen psychotherapist and neuromarketing strategist Michele Paiva tells Bustle. If there's no sense of excitement being next to them, how can you be terribly compatible? "If your oxytocin isn't going up, ditch the idea, and don't force it," she says. Smart.
7. You Can't Imagine Making Out
This one only applies to someone with whom you haven't been intimate before. "If you can't imagine kissing someone, or tried and it wasn't your thing, chances are it's a no," life coach Kali Rogers tells Bustle. And if that's the case, move on. "No need to force romantic chemistry, and a kiss is the easiest way to predict it," she says. A little imagination goes a long way here.
8. You Can't Eat Together
Do you hate the way your partner eats? If the way they chew gets on your nerves, you might have a problem, Stefanie Safran, Chicago's "Introductionista" and founder of Stef and the City, tells Bustle. Of course, if you are misophonic, this is a totally different story.
9. You Are Yawning All The Time
When you are bored with what they're saying, Tina B. Tessina, aka Dr. Romance, psychotherapist and author of Love Styles: How to Celebrate Your Differences, tells Bustle, you aren't compatible. It may be a strange sign — might not be the first thing you'd think of — but it is real, and if it's happening, pay attention.