As long as there are dicks and pics, there will be new and weirder ways to send them. And of course, with the new "Pokemon Go" phenomenon sweeping everyone with a cell phone, "Pokemon Go" dick pics were just bound to happen. God bless America.
OK, so if I'm going to get a dick pic, I definitely prefer it be a Pokemon-based faux dick-pick than an actual, unsolicited, rock-hard dick. Or soft dick. Basically, I never want to see a dick I haven't asked for. But a special, SFW dick-placed Pokemon I can sort of get behind.
And considering the impact "Pokemon Go" is having on dating and relationships, this one isn't actually too bad. Not only are people being so consumed by the game that their significant others are left to chill alone, one guy was already caught cheating because of "Pokemon Go".
Although there have also been dates coming out of those meeting on "Pokemon Go" and the fact that it's getting those who are a bit more indoors-y to get a dose of vitamin D for the first time since the invention of the internet.
So now enter Diglet, the Pokemon that makes all of your dick pics 10 times cuter. And I have to admit, it is pretty effing cute (and SFW).
I See What You Did There:
Oh, look— you made it your dick!
OK Literally All Dudes Are The Same:
Get a little more original, guys.
It's Not Just For The Boys:
Ladies can get involved too.
Some Are A Little Bit More Creative:
Although the idea of an actual Diglet dildo is horrifying.
Images: Andrew Zaeh for Bustle; Pexels