'Quotations From Chairman Trump' Author Launches Site Dedicated To Donald Trump Quotes

If you've ever wanted to take wisdom from the presumptive Republican nominee, now's your chance. A new website from Rosetta Books lets you get advice from Donald Trump quotes, so you can listen to "the man who's smarter than everyone."

AskChairmanTrump.com is the brainchild of Carol Pogash, the author of Quotations from Chairman Trump. The site doesn't appear to select answers based on keywords in users' questions. Rather, it pulls at random from the inflammatory tweets Trump's official Twitter account, @realDonaldTrump, is known for.

I sought Donald Trump's advice on a variety of issues, just to see what Pogash's site would come up with. Having just eaten breakfast, I decided to seek Trump's advice on what the most important meal of the day was. He answered, "I'm for traditional marriage," which I'm pretty sure means that I have to cook breakfast in pearls and heels, or something.

Finally, I asked the Donald a books-related question: "What books should I read to understand America?" AskChairmanTrump.com responded, "I will be phenomenal to the women. I want to help women." There you have it, folks.

Let me know what burning questions AskChairmanTrump.com answers for you by sharing on Twitter.