Erika Jayne Of ‘Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills’ Hits No. 1 On The Billboard Dance Chart & It’s Not The First Time, Either

The enigma wrapped in a riddle and cash has done it again. As The Daily Dish reports, Erika Jayne’s “How Many F*cks?” has hit No. 1 on the Billboard Dance Club Song chart. It only took three months,* but Erika Jayne Girardi’s latest single is finally where it belongs: at the pinnacle of the strobe light- and fog machine-adorned mountain that is Billboard’s dance song list. The Bravolebrity is no stranger to ruling the charts: As the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star points out in a celebratory Instagram post, the Justin Tranter- and Myah Marie-penned “How Many F*cks?” is her ninth track to secure the No. 1 spot on the Dance Club list.

(*And when I say “it only took three months,” I definitely mean “I can’t believe it took three months! Why did it take so long? What's the deal? What gives?” The candy-coated fireball of a track that is basically like a box of Red Hots for your ears should’ve been a No. 1 song when it debuted back in April.)

"How Many F*cks?" joins hit singles “Roller Coaster,” “Stars,” “Give You Everything,” “Pretty Mess,” “One Hot Pleasure,” “Party People (Ignite the World),” “PAINKILLR,” and “Crazy" at the dinner table reserved for Erika Jayne's No. 1 songs. What a beautiful table, indeed!

Here's where things take a turn for the bittersweet: “How Many F*cks?” dethroned the exquisite record that is Rihanna’s “Kiss It Better.” Yep, just when I thought everything was perfect, I find out my two queens are duking it out on the Dance chart. Why couldn't she snatch the crown from someone I don't love?! *Sigh.* I know Queen RiRi and Queen ErEr can't be No. 1 on the Billboard chart at the same time, but they're both No. 1 in my heart.

Congratulations, Erika Jayne. As far as this jam is concerned, I give all of the f*cks.