It's finally here, you guys, and I, for one, couldn't be more excited. After months and months of anticipation, DC's Suicide Squad is hitting theaters, and the supervillain-packed film is bound to make a huge impact on the box office. Fans everywhere have been eagerly awaiting the movie's release, as the idea of seeing characters like Deadshot and Harley Quinn taking the screen together sounded too good to be true. What chaos would the baddie team cause? Would they come together for good, or make the DC universe a crazier, scarier place? Well, I've got all the Suicide Squad spoilers you could want right here, and all your questions about the new movie should certainly be answered.
But of course, only read on if you're OK with getting majorly spoiled about what happens in the brand-new film. If you'd prefer to not know what you're getting yourself into until you see Suicide Squad in theaters, then walk away — otherwise, get ready to read on for the 13 biggest Suicide Squad movie spoilers there are, from how the squad forms to what Amanda Waller's role really is to what really goes on between Harley Quinn and the Joker.
1. The Squad-To-Be Are All Imprisoned
The movie introduces viewers to the members of the future squad, showing them all locked away because of their dangerous abilities. Deadshot (Will Smith) is an expert assassin, mourning his separation from his beloved daughter; Harley Quinn (Margot Robbie) is a crazed killer turned bad by her boyfriend, the Joker; Boomerang (Jai Courtney) is an assassin with a knack for boomerangs; El Diablo (Jay Hernandez) can create fire, but chooses not to because it's hurt his family; and Killer Croc (Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje) is a giant reptile-looking guy.
2. Amanda Waller Creates Task Force X
Worried about the the threat of a dangerous alien coming to Earth, Waller (Viola Davis), a high-up government official, convinces her colleagues to let her form Task Force X, aka the Suicide Squad. She plans to let a group of dangerous villains out of jail in order to have them team up — under government command — against alien evil.
3. The Joker Is On The Loose & Totally Crazy
It's shown that the Joker (Jared Leto) is out in the world causing mayhem, and that he's still pining for his girlfriend Harley, despite her being locked up in prison. The two of them secretly text each other, and he says that he'll come for her eventually.
4. Enchantress Escapes
Enchantress (Cara Delevingne) is an evil witch spirit who has taken over the body of archeologist June, and Waller and the government have her under their command by controlling when ad how the evil side of June is released. She's in a relationship with Rick Flag (Joel Kinnaman). Pretty early on in the film, Enchantress comes out and gets loose, and it leads to the main conflict of Suicide Squad.
5. The Squad Forms To Fight Enchantress
The government learns that Enchantress is on the loose, and so the Squad is officially formed to take down the threat. The members are released and given their uniforms. To ensure that they won't go rogue, they're given implants in their necks that will explode if they don't follow orders. Rick, his soldiers, and Katana (Karen Fukuhara) take control and get everyone ready for the mission.
6. A Big Fight Occurs & The Joker Rescues Harley — Before "Dying"
The Squad encounter a swarm of alien-like people that Enchantress has created and gets in a massive fight. As it happens, the Joker flies in on a helicopter and rescues Harley — but his plane crashes, and he's presumed to be dead.
7. Enchantress' People Capture Amanda
Meanwhile, Amanda is captured by Enchantress' evil crew, which is bad because she's "technically" one of the good guys, but not that bad because viewers learned in a short earlier scene that Amanda has no problem killing innocents herself.
8. The Squad Fights With Enchantress & Her Brother
The Suicide Squad set out to defeat Enchantress, who's teamed up with her brother and are intent on destroying the world. They get in a big fight, and Diablo destroys the brother by sacrificing himself, blowing the two of them up with his fire.
9. Amanda Is Channeled To Destroy The World
Although the brother's death is good, the big threat is Amanda, whose classified knowledge of the government is channeled by Enchantress in order to slowly destroy the world.
10. Harley Kills Enchantress, Saving Joan
Although she fakes out the team by saying that she's going to join Enchantress' side, Harley actually saves them all by killing Enchantress (aka destroying her "heart") and, in the process, lets the real Joan come out.
11. Amanda Rewards The Squad
Once they're all safe and sound (except poor Diablo), Amanda rewards the team by giving them each a decade off their sentences and giving in to some of their demands. Deadshot can briefly see his daughter, Harley gets an espresso machine, and Killer Croc gets to watch BET.
12. The Joker Breaks In & Rescues Harley
At the end of the movie, it's revealed that the Joker is still alive, and he comes to rescue Harley from jail. Sequel, anyone?
13. The Post-Credits Scene Sets Up Justice League
In the post-credits scene, Bruce Wayne (Ben Affleck) is seen meeting with Amanda, who's asking for his protection given what's happened. Bruce agrees, but under the condition that she give him information on some of the metahumans she knows about, including the Flash and Aquaman. She gives him the files, and he tells her to shut her program down. In other words: Justice League is coming.
Got all that? Suicide Squad is filled with fun surprises and crazy thrills.
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