Thank every last lucky bubble in the Elusive Chanteuse's soft drink, for the preview of Mariah Carey’s reality show is here. That’s right, a trailer for Mariah’s World has been released into the wild so it can flutter about like the beautiful, regal butterfly that it is. And much like Carey’s instantly iconic appearance at E!’s TCA panel on Wednesday (and don't you dare try to tell me that Mimi answering journalists’ questions while perched atop a purple chaise lounge and while holding a bedazzled microphone and while flanked by shirtless men isn’t iconic), the preview for Mariah’s World is e-v-e-r-y-t-h-i-n-g.
“You guys are living for this footage,” Carey sighs in the final scene of the trailer. And she’s not wrong. I am living for the footage. I am living for the trailer. I am living for the TCA panel. I am living for all things Queen Mimi. Mariah's World has got me feeling emotions. Deeper than I've ever dreamed of.
Here are just a few of the moments from the Mariah’s World trailer prove what I already knew to be true: When this eight-part docu-series premieres on E! this December, it’ll be a must-watch.
When Mimi Plays Her Hands Like An Ocarina
A woman of many talents, that Mimi.
When Mimi Asks If Her Ensemble Is A Normal Outfit For People To Wear
When That Guy Doesn’t Realize Mimi's Ark Request Was A Joke
Will the guy ever figure out that Mimi was just joshin' around? Or will an ark of animals wind up at Mimi's nuptials? Can't wait to find out!
When Mimi Drinks Water Better Than Anyone
Deity among mortals.
When Mimi Pretends To Be Someone Named Pamela
Real talk: If Mariah's World was just eight hours of Mimi prank calling people, I would watch the heck out of that show.
And When Mimi Slides Down A Slide
We really are not worthy.
I had a vision of love. And it was all that you've given to me, Mariah's World trailer.
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