5 Tumblrs That Are Basically Porn

I didn't realize this until recently, because I am neither young nor hip, but Tumblr is full of porn. But, interestingly, it's also full of a lot of really hot things that aren't quite porn. What I mean is, things that are sexual but not quite as explicit as traditional porn, which actually makes it transgressive and somehow extra sexy. I love these basically-porn Tumblrs. And they're definitely worth checking out.

Although I definitely wouldn't open any of these at work— seriously, don't— they all work as a great alternative (or addition) to traditional porn. I mean, there's plenty of that on Tumblr. In fact, some estimates say that adult content, aka porn, accounts for over 10 percent of Tumblr. But there's so much straight up porn all over the internet, but that's no reason to jump straight in all the time. Sometimes, you want to mix it up. Especially as anticipation and build up can make an orgasm so much stronger, looking at something a little less explicit means you can delay things for a better orgasm. (Not to mention the buildup itself can be incredible).

So here are five Tumblr accounts that are basically porn, because reading women describing how they orgasms is just as sexy as watching it happen:

1. How To Make Me Come

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This is my favorite, because it turns you on and teaches you. Real women describe, well, what makes them come, and if you can make it through these descriptions without being hot and bothered then you're made of stronger stuff than I am. Plus, the fact that empowers women to talk about what they actually like, rather than just faking an orgasm or not having one at all, is never a bad thing. More real orgasms please.

2. Boobs Are Cool (NSFW)

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Literally just a lot of boobs. A lot of boobs.

3. Art Or Porn (NSFW)

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Art? Porn? Which is it? I'll level with you, it's normally porn. And I'm totally OK with that. Because seeing modern sketches, old statutes, and yeah, some porn all together in one show just how diverse and amazing the human body is. And it's sexy to boot.

4. Clothed Boners (NSFW)

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Fairly porn-like, yeah, but it's all boxer shorts clinging to erect penises. Should you open it at work? Absolutely not. Is it incredibly sexy? You bet it is. Without actually showing a penis, it somehow is just as hot— if not hotter— than the full deal. Definitely worth checking out for anyone turned on by dudes.

5. Pizza GIFs

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OK, different people are turned on by different things. I'm a vegan and the cheese in these GIFs makes me feel something that I've never felt before. Seriously. You watch it and tell me that it's not some kind of sensual awakening. It's as basically porn as it gets.

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