9 'Real Housewives' Husbands That We’d All Marry, Too

Over the last decade, we loyal Bravo viewers have met a lot of Real Housewives and a lot of Real Husbands Of Real Housewives. While some of the Real Husbands Of Real Housewives are, uh, difficult (that is putting it nicely), some Real Husbands Of Real Housewives are absolute delights. Dare I say it, I think there are some Real Housewives husbands that all of us would marry.

Imagine, if you would be so generous, that a wizard appears before you out of thin air. This wizard is on a mission: to set you — yes, you — up with one of one of the Real Husbands Of Real Housewives. Before you can say “I would never do that to any of my beloved Real Housewives,” the wizard explains that it will actually be a clone of the Real Husband Of A Real Housewife; no Bravolebrity marriages will be impacted by your decision. And before you can say, “I don’t know, marrying a clone seems kind of intense,” the wizard tells you that you must pick someone. If you don’t select a Real Husband Of A Real Housewife to clone, the wizard says he will turn your hair into cockroaches. So, you do what you must.

Who do you choose to clone? Might it be any of the following upstanding Real Husbands Of Real Housewives?

Mauricio Umansky Of The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills

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Kyle Richards's husband gives off a really mellow vibe, and I dig it. (Oh, and he isn't terrible to look at, either.)

Gregg Leakes Of The Real Housewives Of Atlanta

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Ugh, I adore NeNe Leakes’s husband to no end. Also, this.

Eddie Judge Of The Real Housewives Of Orange County

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I’ve always liked Tamra Judge’s husband, but when he played along with that bonkers robo-baby plot line? He really won me over.

Donnie Edwards Of The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills

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One season with Kathryn Edwards and her husband Donnie was not enough.

Ken Todd Of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills

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Lisa Vanderpump’s husband a) is obsessed with his dogs and b) always speaks his mind. What's not to love?

Todd Tucker Of The Real Housewives Of Atlanta

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All of that tough family drama aside, Kandi Burruss's husband seems like a sweetheart. I'm a big fan of his recurring Daddy Day Care Instagram segment.

Kroy Biermann Of The Real Housewives Of Atlanta

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Kim Zolciak’s husband is such a — wait for it — peach.

Ben Gillies Of The Real Housewives Of Melbourne

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Jackie Gillies husband is an accomplished rock musician, that's cool, etcetera. But you know what else he has going for him? He just seems like a genuinely good guy. Also? La Mahhhhh-skahrahhh.

Harry Hamlin Of The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills

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Of course Lisa Rinna's husband made the cut. Come on, it's Harry Hamlin.

...The clone of Harry Hamlin would only go by "Harry Hamlin Clone," right? Because anything else just wouldn't feel appropriate.