When you think about what it's like to be a porn star, you normally think about the straightforward issues — the physical toll, the mental toll, whether or not their orgasms are real. But what we don't always remember is that while a huge percentage of porn is pretty bog-standard, there's a whole lot of porn out there that is downright weird. I mean, there really is porn out there for everything. No fetish is too specific, too out there, to make a video out of.
WoodRocket asked porn stars about the weirdest porn scenes they've ever been in. And I have to say that results are entertaining and disturbing in equal measure. But it's definitely a fascinating look into just how weird things can get.
Even though the video is technically SFW, you want to make real sure your headphones are plugged all the way in. Because sh*t gets explicit— and that's coming from someone who writes about sex for a living. The whole video is 10 minutes long and, if you have any interest in human oddities or just general weirdness it's worth a watch, but here are a few of the strange ones to get you started:
1. “The One Where I Put Sticks Of Butter Up Jynx Maze’s Assh*le" — Kasey Warner
Yup, yup. I definitely think that qualifies as weird. Oh and let's not forget, there was also "gummy bears and stuff." And stuff. Let your imagination run wild.
2. "Primal Fetishes, Like Hypnosis Stuff" — Riley Reid
Going cross-eyed for porn is definitely weird and fetish stuff generally seemed to keep making the list.
3. "Getting Golf Bars Stuck In Your Ass" – Amber Ivy
To be fair, she said that "isn't weird, it's just a Tuesday afternoon", but I'm going to go ahead and call it weird.
4. "Ball Busting" — Kenzie Taylor
Not as in being tough on someone, more in the getting kicked in the balls "over 50 times" sort of a way. But you know, sexy.
5. "Interesting Fetishes, Like Sleeping" — Jenna J. Ross
6. "I Blew A Tree"— Katie Morgan
For Whore of the Rings Part II, of course.
7. "I Had To Bounce On Balloons"— Charlotte Cross
If she can make that seem sexy than she deserves a damn Academy Award. Seriously, I know porn is in the eye of the beholder but these women have to do some pretty imaginative work to make this stuff seem porn-worthy.
8. "Definitely When I Played Patrick" — Tommy Pistol
Which Patrick, you ask? Patrick as in SpongeBob Square Pants. There's a SpongeBob Square Pants porn. And yes, he wore a pink starfish suit. He had sex dressed like Patrick, just think about that.
9. "On A Forklift" — Cindy Starfall
Not only is that super weird, but that sounds like something that should be done by a stunt double. Serious, have you seen a fork lift? Good work, Cindy.
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