What Porn Stars Would Do If They Were President, From Tackling Climate Change To Saving The Cats

With a president-elect who views facts as subjective, refuses to accept daily CIA briefings, and admitted to groping women without their consent, the American government can use all the help it can get. Unsurprisingly, many of the ideas espoused in a new WoodRocket video about what porn stars would do as president seem like avast improvement on the upcoming administration's plans.

Judging by his past, one could easily assume that Donald Trump is pro-porn. The billionaire reality star president-elect once appeared on the cover of Playboy and starred in a soft core porn flick, but also promised back in August that he would back government efforts to study the negative affects of pornography on society and its families. Yes, a man who receives joy from grabbing women by the pussies seems to believe that pornography is more important to address during his presidency than say, IRL sexual assault or a woman's right to choose.

Since nothing is shocking anymore, it's only fitting that folks with no civil service background still manage to come up with far more compassionate policies than what we've been hearing these days. Here's what these porn stars would do if they were Commander in Chief:

1. Grant Bodily Autonomy For Women

If Rizzo Ford were in charge, she would make sure that "abortion would be legal and available to every woman." Now that more and more states are attempting to impose draconian laws on women's bodies, such a provision would be revolutionary.

2. Tackle Climate Change

If Riley Reyes was in the Oval Office, she'd make climate change "a huge priority," because environmental degradation is impacting the food we eat, the air we breathe, and our ecosystem as a whole.

3. Offer Free Healthcare For All

As president, Mocha Menage XXX would require free healthcare for everyone. One recent analysis ranked the United States' healthcare system 46 out of 48 countries around the world, and it will likely only get worse if Obamacare is repealed, leaving thousands without coverage.

4. Get Everyone Out Of Debt

Americans are trillions of dollars in debt — particularly those who couldn't afford college tuition on their own — so Cassandra Cain's plan to wipe it all away would give everyone a fresh start.

5. Save The Cats

OK, so it's not the most pressing issue at hand, but Leya Falcon's goal to make sure "all the cats have a home and people to love them and treat them right" isn't such a bad idea. Animal companionship comes with a variety of health benefits, and it's the least we can do to keep those pussies safe from the creeps out there trying to grab them, right?

Check out the video here.

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