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Not Impressed Prince George Comments on the Week's Entertainment News
Even though I still want Kate Middleton to adopt me, Prince George is quickly becoming my favorite Royal family member because his face is my face all the time. When Kate Middleton and Prince William landed in New Zealand to start their Royal tour, Prince George was having none of it, and as a result he won the hearts of many. We've gotten an exclusive interview with His Royal Highness (not really, because he can't talk but fortunately his face tells all) to find out what he thinks about this week's entertainment news. It should come as no surprise, he's not impressed.
James Franco's Apology
After messages showing the actor propositioning a 17-year-old leaked on Friday, Franco offered up an “apology” saying, ”I guess I’m just a model of how social media is tricky.” Even worse was Kelly Ripa’s comment that “it happens to everybody.”
George's Reaction
“I can’t even walk yet and I still know the problem here isn’t your grasp on social media.”
Rating: 4 Not Impressed faces and a restraining order against Franco just in case.
Justin Bieber's New Tattoo
After swearing off tats for good two weeks ago, Bieber’s already broken his promise and inked his neck with the word “patience.”
Image: Ink City Tattoos/Facebook
George's Reaction
“Do you even know what ‘patience’ means?”
Rating: 3 tattoo-free Not Impressed faces
Drake Bell Still Mocking People
This week the internet discovered that 27 year old Drake Bell has too much time on his hands and is way too quick to judge people. He’s been ragging on Justin Bieber for ages, and this week he lashed out against Ariana Grande and Lady Gaga too. He eventually took back his comments about Grande, but stood by his Gaga hatred.
George's Reaction
“You’re 27 years old. Stop it.”
Rating: 27 Not Impressed faces.
'How I Met Your Mother' Cutting Robin Sparkles
Shortly after the finale that everyone hated, it was revealed that the HIMYM writers filmed a Robin Sparkled scene but then cut it.
Image: CBS
George's Reaction
“You killed the mother and our hopes of seeing Robin Sparkles again? Off with your head!”
Rating: 3 Not Impressed faces and a lot of hate tweets.
Pharrell Williams' Hat
His SNL performance meant another ginormous hat that he doesn’t seem eager to leave behind any time soon.
George's Reaction
“Your hat ain’t got nothing on my mum’s Jackie Kennedy fascinator.”
Rating: 2 Royal hat wearing Not Impressed faces
Kristen Dunst's Gender Roles
K-Dunst spoke out on femininity and masculinity and let us all down when she said, ”You need a man to be a man and a woman to be a woman. That’s why relationships work.”
George's Reaction
“It’s 2014. My dad carries my kangaroo backpack. My mum’s allowed to talk in public. If the monarchy can ease up, you can too.”
Rating: 5 Not Impressed faces for setting us back a hundred years.
