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Don't Tell Us He's Off the Market...

by Jess Goodwin

Technically, this handsome sometimes werewolf isn’t dating anyone — after a decade-long romance, everyone’s favorite Teen Wolf heartthrob, Tyler Posey, got straight-up engaged to middle school sweetheart Seana Gorlick in July of 2013. The pair decided to take a nice little 12-day jaunt to Hawaii — as you do — and giddy with impatience, Posey popped the question the first night of their stay. Silly wolf — doesn't he know you're supposed to go to Hawaii after the wedding?

Gorlick is an LA-based makeup artist who appears to have a knack for styling Lifetime movie stars according to IMDB. She and Posey met as kids and have stayed together Corey-and-Topanga-style (minus the on again, off again thing, presumably) ever since. Much to the dismay of teen girls with werewolf fetishes everywhere, it looks like the couple have no plans to back out of their engagement.

"I've been wanting to ask her to marry me for years now and I finally did it," Posey told US Weekly back in July. "It's everything I've wanted to do. I finally feel like myself."

Well that's pretty adorable. My biggest question, though, is whether or not Posey lets his lady practice putting makeup on him. Just kidding! My real question is whether these two youngsters will actually follow through on their engagement and get hitched. Posey turned 22 in October (we can assume Gorlick is right around that age as well), which is awfully young to be taking the plunge toward marriage. Plus, while they look super cute and happy together, we mustn't forget another young, super cute and happy-looking couple of yore: Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake. Plus, like, the hundreds of other young couples that called it quits.

It's hard not to be skeptical — people get married later in life these days for a reason. True, that reason usually has something to do with security, but there's also the freedom to think of! Posey and Gorlick have been dating since middle school, and, unless they've experimented with an open relationship, have only been with each other. Is it kind of sweet? Sure. But it could also become a breeding ground for wandering eyes.

Of course, I don't know Tyler Posey and Seana Gorlick. They might be absolute soulmates and live happily ever after. If so, mazel tov! They'll star in their very own real life fairy tale. Currently there's no word on when the two might start the fairy tale and actually tie the knot, but they obviously have a lot of time to plan.

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