Twitter Has Come Up With Ridiculous Things To Do While Kate Middleton's In Labor

UPDATE: The royal baby has been born!

EARLIER: Kate Middleton has been in labor since the early hours of Monday morning. Which means media — both traditional and social — is in a holding pattern until news of the royal baby's birth is announced and framed on the steps of Buckingham Palace.

So what should we all do while we wait? Grab some breakfast? Read up on what's happening with Florida's controversial "Stand Your Ground" law? Nah — these folks, who know a winning hashtag when they see one, have some better ideas for you.

The Conversation Starters:

The Helpful:

And Those Who Know How to Take Advantage of a Popular Hashtag: