There are a few undeniable facts in this world I personally will forever hold to be true: LOST was the best show on television, cats are cooler than dogs, and Jennifer Lopez is hot. Seriously, she looks the same now as she did in one of my favorite childhood films, The Wedding Planner — but not in a "girl is full of Botox" sort of way. Don't even get me started on her fantastic hair.
And, aside from singing, dancing, and acting, if there's one thing Lopez does better than most, it's rock the heck out of a catsuit. The notoriously hard-to-pull-off piece is no match for Jenny From The Block — the skintight material that leaves nothing to the imagination is basically her jeans and tee.
Sunday night at the 2014 Billboard Music Awards, the 44-year-old performer hit the stage a few times, first looking exactly like a golden chandelier, then wearing one of her signature suits to accept the Icon Award. This time, Lopez went for a one-shoulder, black, sequin catsuit with matching heeled booties. It was, of course, amazing, and made me pine for all her slinky suits of days past. So, without further ado, here are all of Jennifer Lopez's very best catsuits of all time.
The New Year's Eve Number
To ring in 2010, Lopez wore a sheer catsuit with just a hint of sparkle. Honestly, the long sleeves and pants probably make for a very sensible December-in-NYC ensemble.
The Sequin Suit
For her Dance Again tour in 2012, Lopez hit the stage in a nude-and-silver-sequin Zuhair Murad that showed off all her flawless curves.
The Leather Moment
Black leather makes any look automatically more edgy, and Lopez's catsuit from her performance at the Sanremo Music Festival in 2010 is no exception.
The Luxe Lace
Love that Lopez can make lace just about as far away from delicate and demure as anything.
The Sequin Bikini
This one's not even pretending to be clothes. There are like, three sequins on the whole thing.
The One-Shoulder Suit
Is it weird to say Sunday night's sequin catsuit seemed "age-appropriate?" Whatever, it's super flattering. Please keep wearing catsuits for the rest of forever, J-Lo.