Where Are They Honeymooning?

They're castle-hopping, bitches! After beginning their wedding weekend in Paris and exchanging vows in Florence, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are honeymooning in Ireland. Lucky them. Following the release of the first Kimye weddings photos on Tuesday morning, multiple Irish outlets and Keeping Up with the Kardashians' network E! confirmed that the newly minted Mr. and Mrs. West have headed North (heh heh) for their five-day honeymoon. Now that Kim's self-induced Instagram ban is over, will she post a photo of the pair at the Cliffs of Moher? God, I hope so.

Kimye remained tight-lipped about their honeymoon plans all the way through this weekend's whirlwind wedding festivities, but the cat's out of the bag now. E! says that Kim and Kanye began their honeymoon at Castle Oliver in County Limerick. The Victorian estate confirmed that the newlyweds stayed on their grounds but revealed little else about what Kimye is up to. A reporter from the Limerick Leader also received confirmation from a source within the hotel that the couple had stayed there but have since departed. So where in the world is Kimye now?

Thankfully, Ireland is also on Kimye Honeymoon Watch 2014. An update from BreakingNews.ie on Tuesday confirmed that reporters and paparazzi have officially left Castle Oliver in favor of another luxury accommodation — Ballyseede Castle in County Kerry. It's yet to be confirmed that Kimye are continuing their romantic tour of Ireland at the 1500's castle, but if the Independent is correct in assuming that the couple are working their way toward Dublin, it makes perfect sense to stop in Kerry along the way. (Kerry is Southwest of Limerick.)

But really, when are we going to get our first Instagram selfie? It's been three days, Kim...