"Make Me a Sandwich Bitch", World Shudders

What kind of guy tells a girl to make him a sandwich? New York writer Tim Meehan tries to find answers with his tumblr. Meehan pairs tweets including the catchphrase with another, er, more simple-minded tweet from the same account. Turns out the men requesting snacks lead some pretty lame lives. Here's a sample:

And that concludes this, So, this exists

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