If 'KUWTK's Modigliani Painting Was Real, Here's How Scott Disick Would Spend the Money
On Sunday night's episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Kourtney Kardashian was convinced she found a painting by Modigliani, a famous painter. (Those of you who know your art history, feel free to ooh and aah.) Kourtney was confident that the painting, which she and Scott Disick discovered at his parents' home, would be worth $100 million. This was one of the most intriguing KUWTK episodes ever. Usually we know how things are going to go down because all the big events of the Kardashians' lives are made public via Twitter, Instagram, and tabloids long before the episodes air, but this one was different. It raised real questions. Did Kourtney really find a multi-million dollar painting? She was talking about using the money for a new house and we already know she actually did move, so is this how she and Scott Disick funded their new place? (You know, besides the massive amount of money they already have.)
Well, it turned out the painting wasn't real, and Kourtney and Scott's dreams were crushed. Scott wasn't as sure as Kourtney about the painting being a true Modigliani at first, but as the episode progressed, he became more and more hopeful. Specifically, he said he wanted to buy a private jet. This got us thinking: What else would Scott but with his Modigliani money?
Here are a few guesses:
A Private Jet
Obviously, this one isn't a guess. Scott made it very clear he needs one of these.
A Million Personalized Slippers
They pair amazingly with light wash jeans for a day at the race track. (Seriously, what is his life?)
A Million Personalized Swim Trunks
A Lot of Tinted Moisterizer
It's not makeup. Well... not really.
Judging by his Instagram, he really likes the cat his family already owns and it needs a friend!
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Why not, if you've got the money?
A Paris Apartment Right Next to Kanye West's
"Oh! Hey, Kanye! Your place is around here too? I had no idea!"
Musical Instruments He Can't Play
That's what you do if you have $100 million.
A Way Out of the Contract Kris Jenner & Ryan Seacrest No Doubt Have Him Under
More Time to Make Amazing Sarcastic Comments
He won't have to work on the show anymore or do whatever other kind of job he does or does not actually have, so he'll have plenty time to say the awesome stuff we all love to hear.